{"id":8496,"date":"2013-11-08T08:00:16","date_gmt":"2013-11-08T12:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=8496"},"modified":"2013-11-07T12:50:50","modified_gmt":"2013-11-07T16:50:50","slug":"old-and-fat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=8496","title":{"rendered":"Old and Fat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As if it weren&#8217;t bad enough that <a title=\"Old News\" href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=8471\">Marshall thinks I&#8217;m a hundred years old<\/a>, Livia said this to me a couple of times recently:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8220;Mommy, you have a big butt!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ouch!<\/p>\n<p>But Livia is the smallest person in the house, so of course my butt is big by comparison. She&#8217;d say the same thing to a supermodel. At least that&#8217;s what I tell myself. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As if it weren&#8217;t bad enough that Marshall thinks I&#8217;m a hundred years old, Livia said this to me a couple of times recently: &#8220;Mommy, you have a big butt!&#8221; Ouch! But Livia is the smallest person in the house, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=8496\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[456],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8496"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8496"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8496\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8497,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8496\/revisions\/8497"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}