{"id":8955,"date":"2014-01-23T18:27:40","date_gmt":"2014-01-23T22:27:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=8955"},"modified":"2014-01-23T18:27:40","modified_gmt":"2014-01-23T22:27:40","slug":"weekend-woe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=8955","title":{"rendered":"Weekend Woe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last weekend was the weekend from Hell. Friday night around 11:00, I began experiencing stomach and back pain. Then came the vomiting. All night long, I retched periodically and was wretched constantly. There was no way to position my body so that the pain went away, so I kept moving&#8212;pacing, arching my back, lying down, getting back up&#8212;but still the pain went on and on. It was worse than labor. At least in labor you get breaks between contractions! I didn&#8217;t sleep at all.<\/p>\n<p>At 8:00 a.m., I woke up my husband and told him to take me to the doctor. It was Saturday, so I had to settle for the urgent care center. The doctor there told me that it was probably stomach flu. I refused to accept that diagnosis. I almost never catch stomach flu, and when I do, it does not cause nonstop back pain. Then he said, &#8220;Well, I guess it could be gallstones.&#8221; He suggested that I make an appointment to have an ultrasound. That sounded reasonable, so that&#8217;s what I did.<\/p>\n<p>Later that morning, the pain and nausea subsided enough that I was able to get some sleep. I was also able to take Advil, which was a very good thing, because somehow I managed to pull my back, too. Ouch!<\/p>\n<p>I had the ultrasound on Monday, and it was conclusive. I not only have gallstones, my poor gall bladder is practically bursting from them. Apparently I&#8217;ve had this condition for a long time. It explains some of the digestive issues that I&#8217;ve had over the years. My symptoms were somewhat atypical, which is why they were repeatedly misdiagnosed.<\/p>\n<p>Sadly, if I had known about the gallstones years ago, I might have altered my diet enough to avoid this situation, but it&#8217;s too late now. My doctor says that my gall bladder is a ticking tome bomb. It&#8217;s only a matter of time before I have another attack, and each attack carries the chance of life-threatening complications. My gall bladder has to go. I have an appointment to see a surgeon next week.<\/p>\n<p>But on the bright side,<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Gall bladders are unnecessary. Most people do just fine without them.<\/li>\n<li>The surgery will be laparoscopic, which means I should have a quick recovery and only three small scars.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve gotten a lot of reading done.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve lost weight.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m happy to <em>finally<\/em> know what&#8217;s wrong with me, and I&#8217;m relieved that it&#8217;s fixable.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last weekend was the weekend from Hell. Friday night around 11:00, I began experiencing stomach and back pain. Then came the vomiting. All night long, I retched periodically and was wretched constantly. There was no way to position my body &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=8955\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8955"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8955"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8955\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8966,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8955\/revisions\/8966"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}