{"id":9202,"date":"2014-04-10T08:00:53","date_gmt":"2014-04-10T12:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=9202"},"modified":"2014-04-08T23:11:16","modified_gmt":"2014-04-09T03:11:16","slug":"birthday-monsters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=9202","title":{"rendered":"Birthday Monsters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Marshall asked me to type up this little story and make it &#8220;rainbow colored,&#8221; so . . .<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Happy Birthday!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\">A monster ate your present.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #33cccc;\">A geeger-eeger ate the monster.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #333399;\">The monster tried to get out before being chewed and swallowed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">There&#8217;s no such thing as monsters.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff99cc;\">But there are invisible monsters.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">The End<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Marshall asked me to type up this little story and make it &#8220;rainbow colored,&#8221; so . . . Happy Birthday! A monster ate your present. A geeger-eeger ate the monster. The monster tried to get out before being chewed and &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=9202\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[455],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9202"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9202"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9202\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9228,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9202\/revisions\/9228"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}