{"id":9440,"date":"2014-05-31T11:18:14","date_gmt":"2014-05-31T15:18:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=9440"},"modified":"2014-06-02T09:06:14","modified_gmt":"2014-06-02T13:06:14","slug":"we-are-robots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=9440","title":{"rendered":"We Are Robots"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here is an excerpt from this morning&#8217;s conversation.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Marshall<\/strong>: I want Mommy.<br \/>\n<strong>Daddy<\/strong>: Mommy has gone to another country. She&#8217;s in the Internet.<br \/>\n<strong>Marshall<\/strong>: But I can see her!<br \/>\n<strong>Mommy (in a robot voice)<\/strong>: I am not Mommy. I am a robot.<br \/>\n<strong>Marshall (in a robot voice)<\/strong>: I am a robot.<br \/>\n<strong>Mommy (still in robot voice)<\/strong>: He is eating. Robots do not eat. He is an impostor.<br \/>\n<strong>Marshall (still in robot voice)<\/strong>: I am an eating robot. I eat Cheerios. I play. I send people to their rooms.<br \/>\n<strong>Livia (from the bathroom, in a robot voice):<\/strong> I am a robot. I go potty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here is an excerpt from this morning&#8217;s conversation. Marshall: I want Mommy. Daddy: Mommy has gone to another country. She&#8217;s in the Internet. Marshall: But I can see her! Mommy (in a robot voice): I am not Mommy. I am &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=9440\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[456,455],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9440"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9440"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9440\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9483,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9440\/revisions\/9483"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}