{"id":959,"date":"2009-05-20T17:44:13","date_gmt":"2009-05-20T22:44:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=959"},"modified":"2009-05-20T17:44:13","modified_gmt":"2009-05-20T22:44:13","slug":"chocolate-limericks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=959","title":{"rendered":"Chocolate Limericks"},"content":{"rendered":"

Spam is dumb. When it tries to incorporate phrases from your blog, the results seldom make sense. There are fun exceptions, though. The spam I received today asked, “Have you seen a good chocolate limericks?” If you ignore the bad grammar, it’s a good question.<\/p>\n

I have never seen a good chocolate limerick and I didn’t realize the lack until I was asked. My life would definitely be improved by a chocolate limerick. I shall have to write one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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