{"id":978,"date":"2009-05-31T12:11:55","date_gmt":"2009-05-31T17:11:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=978"},"modified":"2009-08-24T17:20:06","modified_gmt":"2009-08-24T22:20:06","slug":"36-weeks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=978","title":{"rendered":"36 Weeks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I spoke to my brother on the phone a few weeks ago. We see each other a couple of times a year, but never call each other, so it was unusual, but a nice surprise when he called. We chitchatted for a while, even about some things beside the baby, but the baby does have a way of making itself topic #1. During our talk, my brother likened a pregnant woman&#8217;s bellybutton to a turkey timer. I thought that was funny then. Now I think it&#8217;s almost a little scary, because if it&#8217;s true, then this turkey is just about done.<\/p>\n<p>My own foolish talk has got everyone thinking that the baby is going to be born early. At the shower, I said that I felt like I was so big that I wouldn&#8217;t make it all the way to my due date. My mother latched on to that idea. She called me earlier this week because she thought I had a doctor&#8217;s appointment and wanted to know if the doctor had said anything about the baby coming early. Now my husband&#8217;s getting in on it, too. After admiring my belly out in the full sunlight, he said, &#8220;There&#8217;s no way you&#8217;re going to carry that for another 4 weeks!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I am carrying large, it&#8217;s true, but I don&#8217;t know that there&#8217;s any statistical link between carrying large and early childbirth, except maybe in the case of twins. Knowing my luck, I&#8217;ll have to carry him an extra two weeks, which would bring us into the hot months of July. Eesh. Well, it&#8217;s not like it&#8217;s my call. I&#8217;ll just have to wait and see what happens. I just hope he&#8217;s born healthy, that&#8217;s all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I spoke to my brother on the phone a few weeks ago. We see each other a couple of times a year, but never call each other, so it was unusual, but a nice surprise when he called. We chitchatted &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=978\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[145],"tags":[177],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/978"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=978"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/978\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1200,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/978\/revisions\/1200"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}