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Tomato II

Or is that “Don’t cry, Tomato Baby”?

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Don’t Cry Tomato, Baby!

I was just listening to Metallica’s cover of the song “Die, Die My Darling.” I was thinking it was kind of catchy, same as I do every time I hear it, but I was again puzzled by this line: “Don’t … Continue reading

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On a Sink

O, beautiful sink of stainless steel! How shiny! How deep! How smooth you feel! Over the years, the washing of pans Will scratch you up and dry my hands. You’ll be dull and I’ll be worn. I’ll curse the day … Continue reading

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Player Piano: One Down, Thirteen to Go

I finished Player Piano last night. Not bad for a first novel. It’s not quite the Vonnegut of Slaughterhouse-Five or Cat’s Cradle, but there are glimpses of the author he would become. I found it easy to identify with the … Continue reading

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Player Piano: Don’t Forget Bing!

I wanted to hear “Alexander’s Ragtime Band” but it didn’t occur to me to check my Bing Crosby collection. Of course he sang it! And now that I’ve listened to it, I understand why Vonnegut specifically chose that song. First … Continue reading

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Say Hello to the FAQ Page

I just created a FAQ page for this website. Check it out!

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Kinda Like Camping

I’ve been living without a fully functional kitchen for over 2 months. It’s kinda like camping, except without the campfire or the great outdoors (i.e. all the inconvenience, none of the fun). But as of today, I have a working … Continue reading

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Player Piano: Reading Leads to Bidding Frenzy

Isn’t it amazing how one thing leads to another? I’m only about 50 pages into the 341-page Player Piano, but I’ve already gotten to the scene where the author introduces the player piano. The song that it plays is “Alexander’s … Continue reading

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Career Advice

Magic 8 Ball, should I run away and join the circus? “It is decidedly so.”

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A Sign

I pulled some change out of my pocket today and found something unusual—a coin from Bermuda. Is it a sign that I should go to Bermuda? I asked the Magic 8 Ball and it said, “Yes definitely.”

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