Category Archives: Rhymes

A Bunch of Limericks: Part 5

Posted on 04/09/2019 by chick

The last bunch of limericks I have to share is actually the first group that I wrote. The subject (the Mandela Effect) was also the most demanding and the most problematic. First, I wasn’t even sure that it quite fit … Continue reading →

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A Bunch of Limericks: Part 4

Posted on 04/08/2019 by chick

For all my dislike of Donald Trump, I was hesitant to bash him in my contest limericks, for a lot of reasons. Still, I wrote several variations on the subject of Obamacare, all of which compared Obama and Trump. In … Continue reading →

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A Bunch of Limericks: Part 3

Posted on 04/07/2019 by chick

I could have spent my entire limerick-writing weekend on the Kavanaugh hearing. It was such a comedic goldmine but, because of that, I considered it to be a high-competition area, so I worked on just a couple of variations. The … Continue reading →

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A Bunch of Limericks: Part 2

Posted on 04/06/2019 by chick

I wrote one limerick on Nancy Pelosi and the interesting way she applauded Donald Trump at his State of the Union address. Ms. Pelosi, the Speaker, has snap,And no fear about causing a flap. Hypocritical speech Is an ethical breachShe … Continue reading →

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A Bunch of Limericks: Part 1

Posted on 04/05/2019 by chick

I did well in the contest, but now I’ve got a bunch of limericks kicking around. What should I do with them? I worked so hard on them, and even if they’re not winners (or even very good), they’re all … Continue reading →

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One, Two, Spiders Coming for You

Posted on 06/05/2013 by chick

My version of a classic nursery rhyme: One, two, Spiders coming for you! Three, four, Weevils at the door! Five, six, Gonna pick up ticks! Seven, eight, You’re mosquito bait! Nine, ten, Swarming ants again!

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Hard Choices

Posted on 10/24/2011 by chick

I have to face it. I just don’t have time to do everything I would like to do. So unless I want to miss out on the things that really matter to me, I have to give up some of … Continue reading →

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Your Mom, the Singer-Songwriter

Posted on 05/14/2010 by chick

Dear Marshall, You seem to like the sound of my voice. When you were very young,  I tried to sing baby songs to you and found that I didn’t know all the words. So I started making up my own … Continue reading →

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Chocolate Limericks

Posted on 05/20/2009 by chick

Spam is dumb. When it tries to incorporate phrases from your blog, the results seldom make sense. There are fun exceptions, though. The spam I received today asked, “Have you seen a good chocolate limericks?” If you ignore the bad … Continue reading →

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Worrywarts R Me

Posted on 02/28/2009 by chick

She was dwelling on her worries, thinking thoughts of dread, When the first of many worry warts appeared upon her head. Simply being stressed caused a second on her chest, And the thought of being drowned made it bigger all … Continue reading →

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