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Exposed

That snoopy Google found my website and made my content available to the world. I feel exposed, naked even. The Magic 8 Ball said I’d have to get naked in order to earn some authority. I wonder if it was … Continue reading

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Honest-to-Goodness Milestone

Today is my 1-month blogiversary. If you had come to this blog a month and a day ago, you would have been greeted with this line: “Sorry, but you are looking for something that isn’t here.” It was a bleak … Continue reading

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It’s About Time

Carpe diem. Time and tide wait for no man. Gather ye rosebuds while ye may… These are three different ways to say roughly the same thing. They seem so obvious and so trite that it’s hard to turn them into … Continue reading

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Always Getting Burned

I’ve lived 34 years in a world full of hot food and beverages. You’d think I would have learned to avoid being burned by now, but my stinging tongue says otherwise. I wonder. Is there anyone out there who has … Continue reading

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Cooking Up Excuses

We have a real kitchen now. There are even handles on the cabinet doors. Oh, yeah. All the bells and whistles. So I only have one problem now. What will I use as an excuse for not cooking?

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Pet Peeve

You know what I really hate? Excessive use of exclamation points!!!!

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Vegewannabe

Do you think that “vegewannabe” sounds like someone who aspires to be a vegetarian or someone who aspires to be a vegetable? I ask because I need a word that describes my current dietary philosophy. People ask, “Are you a … Continue reading

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Ixnay on the Atalogscay

I’ve been trying to get off the mailing list of a particular catalog company for a long time. I called them again just before I moved, hoping that I might spare the new resident the flood of paper-wasting catalogs. As … Continue reading

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No Authority Yet (or Ever?)

According to a website that ranks blogs, my ranking on Sunday was 3,173,879. I was ok with that. Considering how many blogs there are and that I haven’t told anyone that mine exists, it’s not as bad as it sounds. … Continue reading

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Say Hello to the FAQ Page

I just created a FAQ page for this website. Check it out!

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