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New Low

Posted on 06/27/2010 by chick

This morning, there was a horrible baby poop incident. Just a few minutes ago, I was in the bathroom and happened to glance in the mirror, which is when I noticed the brown smudge on my shirt. Poop? Quite possibly. … Continue reading →

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Peril in the Kitchen

Posted on 05/27/2010 by chick

The first time I encountered a recipe with polenta, I followed the instructions for cooking it the old-fashioned way, thinking “how hard can it be?” What I didn’t realize is that polenta is Italian for “sore arms.” Well, not really, … Continue reading →

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TP Tirade

Posted on 05/13/2010 by chick

Enough with the ultrathin TP, people! What is the point of it? You can double up, even triple up on the stuff, and it’s still thinner than cobwebs. The stuff is so useless, I don’t know why so many companies … Continue reading →

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Exhausted

Posted on 05/12/2010 by chick

Having posted every day for such a long time, I felt compelled to stop by tonight even though I’m exhausted and I have to drive to CT tomorrow. However, it will be a very short post. On this day… It … Continue reading →

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Mighty Mite

Posted on 05/10/2010 by chick

I haven’t been out to see my violets lately. That’s because I found out the hard way that there are chiggers in the lawn. And before you say, “Ew! You’ve got bugs in your skin!,” let’s talk about what a … Continue reading →

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They Don’t Make a Lot Like These

Posted on 05/07/2010 by chick

Today was a beautiful day. Sunny but not hot. Breezy but not cold. Perfect. But I was inside most of the day. And now that the day is over, I can’t help but wonder how many such days I am … Continue reading →

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Keeping It Clean

Posted on 05/06/2010 by chick

I received a piece of junk mail that said, “Life’s too short to clean your own home.” It sounds so good and so true if you don’t think about it too hard, doesn’t it? I mean, I work hard all … Continue reading →

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I Have the Power

Posted on 05/04/2010 by chick

I keep thinking that because I have failed many times at a thing it must mean that I will never succeed. It’s not unreasonable to think that way, but it’s not smart. If I had thought that way ten years … Continue reading →

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SITY: Knock, Knock

Posted on 05/03/2010 by chick

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Inchworm! Inchworm who? Inchya glad I’m not a spider? Yeah, I’m glad you’re not a spider. I’m sick of spiders. They’re everywhere lately, even on my flowers! And they don’t knock before they come in.

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On the Way to the Bank

Posted on 04/21/2010 by chick

My man isn’t rich, but he has tons of money. He keeps it in bags, until the bags break. Ka-ching! Ka-chang! The coins hit the floor. There’s money on the ground. Oh no!

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