Category Archives: Rhymes

Baad, Baad, Black Sheep

Posted on 07/05/2007 by chick

Have you herd of the sheep who was baad to the bone? He went on a rampage, then used his cell phone To call his sweet mate. “Hello, Dolly!” he said, “I love ewe but from now on consider me … Continue reading →

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Wearied

Posted on 06/20/2007 by chick

Have you heard of the woman inspired To make rhymes even though she was tired? But the words wouldn’t fit, So she threatened to quit, And her muse said, “You can’t quit. You’re fired!”

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What’s Bugging Her?

Posted on 06/11/2007 by chick

Absorbed by books, she never looked up, Nor saw the bug fall in her cup. She drank it down and then felt sick. My gosh, I hope it wasn’t a tick! It made her writhe; it made her squirm. Do … Continue reading →

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My New Project

Posted on 06/08/2007 by chick

I’ve been looking over the limericks that I’ve posted so far. I can see where some of them falter, particularly in the meter department, but they’re cute and with a little editing, I can see them being published in a … Continue reading →

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Give This Cat a Hat!

Posted on 06/08/2007 by chick

It was winter and kitty’s thick fur Was all sheared off because of a bur. Said her owner, “My cat Looks so pretty like that!” But the cat’s only comment was “Brr!”

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Creature Double Feature

Posted on 06/02/2007 by chick

And now, to continue the clothing line of limericks… As the snake’s chafed skin kept getting redder. He thought covering it might make it better. So he went to the store And bought clothing galore. His first choice was a … Continue reading →

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Toadily Silly

Posted on 05/29/2007 by chick

To play tennis a toad bought some shorts, But he found that they exposed his warts. And his knobbly old knees Got so cold in the breeze That he wore pants and gave up on sports.

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Words to Rhyme By

Posted on 05/14/2007 by chick

If you spend too much time On perfecting a rhyme, You will never be done And it kills all the fun.

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Affect vs. Effect II

Posted on 05/13/2007 by chick

Is this better? Make a difference in someone’s day. Affect them and spell it with an “A.” A cause is dust; an effect is a sneeze. Wipe your nose and spell “effect” with two E’s.

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Affect vs. Effect

Posted on 05/12/2007 by chick

So you want to make a difference in somebody’s day? Affect them, if you will, but please spell it with an “A.” A cause is ground pepper, an effect is a sneeze, Now wipe off your nose and spell “effect” … Continue reading →

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