Pretty Books

Me: I have too many books. I’m not going to order any more of them. No more books will be arriving in the mail.

Mail Delivery!

Also Me: OK, so I’m a sucker for pretty books.

Posted in Crazy Me, Reading | Leave a comment

Readers, Artists, Athletes, and More

Dear Children,

Just a few days ago the two of you secretly worked together to set up a Story Nest as a surprise for me. I was tired, so I let you do all the reading. It was wonderful to just relax in the Nest and listen to you read the books that I used to read to you. All those years of bedtime reading really paid off.

As for your individual reading, Livia has been working her way through huge quantities of books from both the public library and my personal library. But, for all that she’s a voracious reader who stays up far too late reading, she’s choosy about what she reads, and understandably so (though it’s hard on me, since I have so many favorite books that I’d like to share!). She likes my Roald Dahl and Edward Eager books, but she will not read any books about things she does not like, so no princesses (The Ordinary Princess by M.M. Kaye), dolls (Magic Elizabeth by Norma Kassirer), ghosts (The Children of Green Knowe by L.M. Boston), or mysteries (Nancy Drew), and it nearly broke my heart when she said she didn’t want to read Dodie Smith’s The One Hundred and One Dalmatians simply because she doesn’t like dogs. I don’t particularly like dogs either, but it’s an adorable book, so I made a bet with her. Our bet is that if she reads it and absolutely hates it, I’ll give her two bucks to pay for her time. If she likes it, I’ll get the satisfaction of having convinced her to read another great book.

Marshall has also been reading a lot, but at a slower, appropriately Marshallesque pace. He recently finished Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and now he’s reading the sequel. Yesterday he was the one who was still awake and reading late into the night. Tsk, tsk. You might both do well to read a little less and sleep a little more! I have never stayed up too late reading, so I can say that 😉

Last week was the school’s art show. This year Marshall was the one with art on display, and I got a great picture of him next to the snowman he had created. Both of you were thrilled again by the large assortment of cookies. But in addition to the free cookies, we seem to have picked up a free virus. We all came down with a cold a few days later, and your father, in particular, has been miserable since. Poor Daddy.

Your fencing lessons have been a big success. You graduated from the Beginner level yesterday (and you got special pins to mark the occasion). The classes have been so good for you, and you enjoy them so much, that we’ve signed you up for the Intermediate level.

You also started music lessons a few weeks ago. Livia practices nearly every day without being told to. She doesn’t always practice the pieces assigned to her, because she would rather play things such as “Baby Shark” and the theme from “Godzilla,” but she enjoys playing, and that’s important. Her musical ability is obvious, and she has such enthusiasm. It is a pleasure to watch her learn. Marshall usually has to be strong-armed into practicing, and he hardly does enough, yet somehow by the time his next lesson rolls around he has miraculously improved. I am convinced that he has a vast reservoir of musical talent that he only displays when he feels like it. After all, who already knew how to read written music, and who taught his sister how to play recorder, and who figured out how to play the “Godzilla” theme on the keyboard? Marshall did! So you’re both making excellent progress, each in your own way.

And I should not fail to mention that both of you showed improvement on your latest report cards.

You are growing as readers, artists, athletes, musicians, and scholars, and I am so proud of you both.

Love,
Mom

Posted in Dear Livia, Dear Marshall | Leave a comment

Success!

I took this week off from work. Inspired by my success in the limerick contest, I wanted to try writing full-time. I thought if I could just repeat the focus I’d found for the limericks, I’d be able to accomplish something.

Habit’s difficult, though. A lifetime of procrastination is not so easily overcome, especially not without the aid of deadline pressure. Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday flew by while I goofed off on social media.

By last night, I was furious with myself. I left a note in Scrivener so I’d see it first thing in the morning. It said in giant, bold letters: Put on your headphones. Turn on the music. Write.

It was good advice, and I thought I’d better follow it. So this morning I started writing about how I might take the lessons I’ve learned at work and apply them to personal creative endeavors. I accomplish so much for the sake of my employers. There’s no reason I can’t do the same for myself.

Next, I tackled the issue that’s been holding me up for a while: form. If you’re going to write a rhyme, it’s easiest to start with a form, because then you know exactly how many rhyming words you need and how they will work together. The problem was that I kept looking in books for a form, but I wasn’t finding it. So today I toyed around with different arrangements of rhythm and meter, looking for an interesting arrangement that’s big enough to include a cute visual for each rhyme without being overly long.

I believe I have found a working form. It might be too long. We’ll see. At least it’s a starting point. It gives me a direction in which to proceed. That’s all I wanted, and I’m calling today’s writing a success.

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

The Reveal


Here, finally, is the reveal of our renovated great room. Gone are the broken fireplace, the multiple layers of cheap old carpet, the heinous plaster “decoration” that used to mar two walls, and the basement-y smell. All the structural issues have been fixed, and now we have a home theater (here you can see the projector in the upper left corner of the picture and the rolled-up movie screen on the opposite wall). There are speakers in various places, including the one to the left of the fireplace. The sound quality is awesome. The fireplace facade was created from real stone by a real mason. We debated over the carpet color for eons, but finally selected this shade of gray for its combination of neutrality and relaxing coolness, and for the moment the room has that wonderful new carpet smell. One more building inspector has to sign off on the room. Then we have to buy furniture. Eventually, there will be a mantel over the fireplace and shelves to both sides. But, as of now, the room is essentially done and soon to be used!
Posted in Uncategorized | 4 Comments

Jingle and Jangle

Downstairs Livia is singing and playing “Do Re Me” on the piano. Marshall is strumming chords and playing miscellaneous notes on the guitar. All that jingle and jangle, separate, dissonant, rises up the stairs to my office, where I listen, grateful. They are practicing their musical instruments with no one holding a gun to their heads. It is music to my ears.

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Reading Update

I am slightly behind on my readings goals. To keep up with my goal of 52 books for the year, I ought to have read at least 14 by now, but I’ve only read 11. That’s not too bad, though. A couple of breezy novels would have me caught up in no time.

In order to finish my 30 must-read books by the end of 2019, I ought to have read roughly 9 of them by now. I’ve only read 3. There was a fourth book that I decided to give up on. Should it count toward my goal anyway? Probably. The reason I wanted to read each of those 30 books was to decide if they deserved a place in my library. Though I didn’t finish reading that one, my decision on it has been made (it’s out!), which means that I accomplished my goal, just differently. So I will count it, but that still leaves me lagging by 5. I will have to make up for it over the next couple of months.

I am currently reading 20th Century Ghosts by Joe Hill and The Teachers & Writers Handbook of Poetic Forms edited by Ron Padgett. Also on my nightstand are two library books (Astrophysics for People in a Hurry by Neil deGrasse Tyson and Poems New and Collected by Wislawa Szymborska), A Velocity of Being: Letters to a Young Reader edited by Maria Popova & Claudia Bedrick, and Jerry Spinelli’s Smiles to Go (which is one of the 30 must-read books).

Posted in Reading | Leave a comment

A Bunch of Limericks: Part 5

The last bunch of limericks I have to share is actually the first group that I wrote. The subject (the Mandela Effect) was also the most demanding and the most problematic. First, I wasn’t even sure that it quite fit the theme of the contest (events of the last 25 years). Second, in order for a limerick on the subject to make sense, you’d have to know what the Mandela Effect was, so ideally the limerick would directly reference it. But how do you squeeze the three necessary concepts (Mandela’s election, his supposed earlier death, and the phrase “Mandela Effect”) into five short lines? Limericks are simply not meant to hold so much information!

I tried, though, and it was not a bad thing to start out ambitiously. The effort got my brain working. Here are three of the variations that I came up with.

There’s a theory that Nelson Mandela
Really died in his old prison cell-a
Before his election.
A time-line correction?
Or simply a longer-lived fella?

In the year ’94 was elected
Ol’ Mandela, but now it’s suspected
That he died years before.
Some recall it. They’re sure.
So they say we’re Mandela-Effected.

Have you heard of the “Mandela Effect”?
Nelson died before being elect-
ed. The timeline has changed.
Please don’t call me deranged.
All the proof is on YouTube. I checked!


Posted in Rhymes | Tagged | Leave a comment

A Bunch of Limericks: Part 3

I could have spent my entire limerick-writing weekend on the Kavanaugh hearing. It was such a comedic goldmine but, because of that, I considered it to be a high-competition area, so I worked on just a couple of variations. The repetition of the word “beer” (made famous by SNL) was an obvious ploy, and some of my variations used phrases such as “besotted with beer,” etc. Here are the two variations I liked best.

As the Dems watched the Kavanaugh hearing,
They thought he was bitter and sneering.
But Republicans saw
Not a notable flaw
And to them he was sweet and endearing.

At the hearing of Brett Kavanaugh
All the Democrats looked on in awe
As he ranted (fermented?)
Like a person demented,
But Republicans saw not a flaw.


Posted in Rhymes | Tagged | Leave a comment

A Bunch of Limericks: Part 1

I did well in the contest, but now I’ve got a bunch of limericks kicking around. What should I do with them? I worked so hard on them, and even if they’re not winners (or even very good), they’re all special to me. It would make me sad to leave them in my drafts folder forever. So I’ve decided to publish some of them here.

Fukushima was one of the subjects I chose. I wrote three variations, but the third had a terminally clunky line, which took it out of consideration. Here are the other two.

In Japan they had no way of knowing
Fukushima would be overflowing
From a wave that hit town
And then caused a meltdown
On the bright side our seafood is glowing.

The Japanese could not conceal
Fukushima’s big meltdown ordeal.
Now atomic pollutants
Might generate mutants
Godzilla could one day be real!


Posted in Rhymes | Tagged | Leave a comment

Weekend Rhymes

On Saturday my husband reminded me that there was a limerick contest that I had wanted to enter. The deadline was Sunday. So, as crazy as it may sound, I spent much of my weekend writing limericks.

Busy as I was with that, I did not go shopping or clean my house or pay much attention to the children (sorry, kids!). But, on the bright side, the experience taught me a few things about how to work on rhymes. I’ve never felt quite comfortable doing all my writing on the computer, or doing all of it on paper, but working back and forth was also awkward. This weekend, because I was so determined to meet the contest deadline, I forced myself to find a balance. I used paper for jotting down rough ideas and making lists of words that I might use for rhymes. On the computer, I used Scrivener to turn those jottings into rough drafts and to edit them, and I kept tabs on my web browser open to the dictionary, the thesaurus, a rhyming resource, and a search engine for research, as needed.

I ultimately submitted six limericks. My hubby gave them his stamp of approval and encouraged me to submit them all, even the political ones because, as he reminded me, I had nothing to lose. I don’t know if any of them are good, but I am proud of the last one. I think it’s sweet and upbeat, and who knows? Maybe it will win me a dictionary.


Posted in Uncategorized | 3 Comments