The Good Parent

Me: I’m going to take the kids outside to play in the snow after lunch.
Husband: I’m not going outside.
Me: No one said you have to go outside. I’m just trying to be a good mom. The kids are stir-crazy, and they need to get out of the house.
Husband: I have no objection to your being a good mother as long as you’re not going to force me to be a good father!