Ah, June. I’m so glad you’re here, because May sucked. First it was too cold and then too hot. The bees didn’t call upon the spring flowers. The caterpillars came instead and ate all the leaves from the trees. It was too dry. We really needed some rain, especially for our ailing trees, but what we got was the incessant pitter-patter of falling caterpillar poop.
I’m not exaggerating, June. It was bad. So can you please be a better month? You’ve got so much promise: graduation parties and other end-of-school celebrations, birthdays, Father’s Day, and of course, the beginning of summer. Please don’t screw it up. We’re counting on you!