Accidental Puns

I pun all the time, but I hardly ever mean to. My brain just comes up with the puns on its own. For example, my husband and I are thinking about buying a dehumidifier for our new home. Price is naturally a concern, but we’ve spent so much already, it almost doesn’t faze me. I said, “I don’t mind spending a couple of hundred dollars on a dehumidifier. It’s just a drop in the bucket.” Another example: I was absolutely exhausted the other day and I said to my husband, “I’m tired. Breastfeeding really drains me.” And worst of all, when Baby had a leaky diaper, I said, “That’s a pisser!”