This morning Livia came into our bedroom. She said she wanted to tell us something about her sleeping bag. The sleeping bag was, we had thought, well out of her reach, high on a shelf in her bedroom closet.
Livia: Is it OK that I took down my sleeping bag?
Mommy: How did you do it?
Livia: Long story.
Mommy: Does that mean you don’t want to tell us how you did it because you’ll get in trouble for it?
Livia: Yeah. But I’ll tell you how Marshall got his down!