Inner Beauty

Everyone likes a compliment, me included. But I seem to be a magnet for strange compliments. For example, I was once complimented on my septic tank.

Yesterday I would have put that particular compliment at the top of my Strange Compliment List, but now I’ve got one even better. I’m going to share it, because it’s funny, but just FYI, it is TMI. If you don’t like TMI, then don’t continue reading.

Now commencing with TMI…

I went to the gynecologist yesterday. After the examination she said, “That was the best pelvic exam I’ve done all day. I wish my trainee was here so that he could examine you. You could be a pelvic model and be paid for it. Your uterus and ovaries are so distinct!”

You know, I had always wondered what my best physical feature was. I had thought maybe it was my hair color (or the fact the my eye color nearly matches it). I also have high cheekbones, which will hopefully hold up my face nicely as I age. But neither of those features has ever inspired such admiration as I received yesterday, so it must be that my best feature is my distinct internal anatomy.

They say that beauty is found on the inside. That has always sounded to me like the kind of thing people say to console you for not being physically beautiful. But now I have found the truth in the saying. Literally ๐Ÿ˜‰

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