A recent article told me that a “flexitarian” diet was the wave of the future. Flexitarianism is the diet that will supposedly keep us all fed in that nebulous future in which the human race somehow manages to avoid mass destruction. Avoiding mass destruction, being an awesome thing which allows a future for my beloved children, is something I’m particularly keen on.
The flexitarian diet is mostly a vegetarian diet, but it doesn’t rule out meat or dairy. I’m cool with that. It’s what I’m already doing anyway. I’m perfectly happy getting most of my protein from nuts, beans, and sometimes eggs. But yeah, I like a burger or a steak from time to time.
So let’s do this. Flexitarianism! It’s the thing!