Google, Where’s My Hubs?

I’ve gotten so used to getting answers from the Internet that it annoys me when it doesn’t have the info I need. Right now my husband is missing. Not in the sense of “Call the police!” but in the sense that he has been gone longer than expected. I probably wouldn’t have noticed except that he has my car, so I’m stuck here until he gets back. I called him, but he didn’t answer. My next thought, as silly as it sounds, was to look it up online. But no. The Internet can’t help with this search query.