Practice Makes Perfect

They say that practice makes perfect, which means that if you do something often enough you’ll get good at it. So how come I can’t even eat without getting food all over myself? You’d think I’d have eaten food often enough to be good at it by now. Oh, but wait. This makes sense. I wasn’t paying enough attention to what I was practicing. I was actually practicing getting food all over myself, and now I’m really good at it. So what they say is true. Practice does make perfect, and now I’m a perfect slob. 😉