I have a blister on my finger. That’s what you get when you have no calluses on your fingertips but you play the guitar anyway. I would have calluses if I played more often, but I don’t because . . .
Why don’t I play more often?
There’s a bunch of reasons and I assure you that they’re all stupid. I’m going to have to get past them or I’m going to have to give the guitar away. I don’t have room for a dust-collector.