Marshall: Can I have a Pop Tart?
Mommy: No. You don’t need any extra treats. You’ve had two pieces of Halloween candy every day for weeks. That’s too many treats.
Marshall: I’m not going to break the pattern now.
Mommy: OMG. That’s funny. I’m going to have to remember that you said that so I can blog about it later. You’re a gold mine for bloggable lines.
Marshall: I’m not a gold mine. I’m a titanium mine!