Since much of the Twitter talk today is in regards to “Marshall Law,” I will tell you about how Marshall Law works, because that’s something I know a lot about.
Under Marshall Law, there is/are…
- No school and no homework
- Unlimited television
- All-day gaming
- Plenty of pizza
- No official bedtime (stay up as late as you want!)
- No parental rules
- Dessert after every meal (and in-between meals, too!)
P.S. Neither martial law nor Marshall Law has actually been declared. Too bad, Marshall!