If you thought the coronavirus was bad, watch out for the Cheese Touch*! If you catch it, it will turn you into a social outcast, and the only way to get rid of it is to give it to someone else. The kids gave it to me, and I keep trying to give it back, but they have their fingers crossed, which protects them. So I’m stuck with it. For now. But they can’t keep their fingers crossed forever….
*From Diary of a Wimpy Kid