On Tuesday our regular morning routine was interrupted by a toilet delivery. It’s not every day that toilets are delivered to one’s house, so it seemed worth mentioning. However, since a random toilet delivery would be an especially odd and even disturbing thing to happen, I should also mention, in case you haven’t already guessed, that we’re updating our bathrooms.
Also worth mentioning is that these are Toto toilets, which use little water and require little cleaning, supposedly. I’ve read the cleaning instructions, and though they don’t say “Everything you know is wrong,” they might as well. No bathroom cleaning product that I currently use can be applied to these special toilets. Nothing abrasive, not even standard toilet brushes. No bleaches, alkalis, or acids. In fact, the instructions recommend dish soap and soft cloths. Once the toilets are installed, I will have to totally (or should I say Toto-ally?) rethink how I clean.