Masochistic

One of my shoulders has become higher than the other. That’s a bad thing. I have also developed chronic pain in the lower shoulder, which is also a bad thing. I asked my doctor what I ought to do, and she suggested a posture-correcting brace, and OMG, do I ever feel old. Posture-correcting braces are no fun to shop for either. One brace that I looked at was advertised as “a perfect gift idea” (yeah, it’s not). And the one that said “fully adjustable and comfy” was the one that looked most like a torture device. That’s the one I bought. If I have to suffer, I might as well go full-on masochistic.