Half-and-Half

I recently planned a little 2-day trip to Great Wolf Lodge for the kids later this year. I haven’t worn a bathing suit all year, so I figured I’d better check to see if my old ones fit. Alas, they don’t. Well, they could do in a pinch, but they pinch. So I ordered two new suits, one of which was technically a “swim dress,” and it arrived today. In the package with it was a clothing catalog that’s clearly meant for older (middle-aged and up) women. I’m half offended and half “Oh, those look so comfy!’