Crap Filters

Last week I was looking at the “buy free” options at the Ocean State Job Lot website. It was a crazy hodgepodge of things, including such gems as “Colorful Juggling Scarves 12 Pack” and “Cupping Therapy Set with Vacuum Pump.” Stuff everyone needs, right? There was also a set of “CPAP filters,” which I initially misread as “CRAP filters.” And I thought, “Yes, wouldn’t it be nice if we could filter out all the crap? And even better if the crap filters were free?”