Goodbye, Sweet Elixir

I am thinking about giving up the Elixir of Life, what most people call “coffee.” Coffee itself is not that bad, but I would be much better off without all the cream, creamer, and sugar that I use in support of the habit. Faithful Reader is concerned that the lack of caffeine will turn me into a Morning Monster (this from the man who got me addicted in the first place!), but I have faith in the power of tea as a substitute for coffee.