My Faithful Reader doesn’t use vulgar language very often, but every once in a while he says something so horrible, so unforgivable, that I have to say, “Don’t you ever use that word on me again!”
The B-word is one of those unacceptable words, and he used it on me the other night. Yeah, he actually had the nerve to suggest that I go on a Budget.
Um, and what exactly would I budget? Except for food, a couple of books, and a winter coat (necessities all) what have I purchased recently?
Sorry, Faithful Reader, but my contribution to this country’s economy is so limited that I feel it my patriotic duty to buy more, not less. I will Binge instead, and God bless America!