Dear Livia,
You have been behaving as though teething for well over a month, and it just keeps getting worse. Your mouth is a waterfall of drool. Your crankiness has escalated over the last few days, to the point that you are sometimes nearly inconsolable. The other night, you woke up every hour or so to howl for a while, before slipping back into a restless sleep. But still no teeth. Would you please hurry up and cut those teeth, Sweetie?
Love,
Mom