I love religious radio broadcasts. I heard one just the other night. Like many evangelists, the host of this show had a peculiar way of speaking. He would emphasize certain words by drawing them out, increasing his volume, and adding an echo. Here’s one of his pearls of wisdom—
The reason GAAAAAAAHD put the WOOOOOOORD on paper was so you could mark it up.
Personally, I’m not sure Gaaaaaaahd wants people messing with his perfect Bible pages. I mean, if he wanted scribble on them, wouldn’t He have created them that way?
P.S. Don’t worry. I’m not going to Hell. My God has a sense of humor.