Bossypants and Butter Chicken

I’m up to 52 books for the year, which means I’ve already met my annual goal. Hooray! Here’s a look at two books I read recently.

Bossypants by Tina Fey
Grade: B

I feel bad about giving Bossypants a B grade, but I have to be honest. While the early parts about her youth were good, the book lost both its rhythm and its purpose as it progressed. It stopped being an amusing memoir and became a sort of random collection of funnyish things. At times Fey seemed self-effacing to the point of belittling herself, and it was a turnoff. I mean, I chose to read the book because I thought she was a comedic genius, but I guess I was wrong, because according to her, everyone else on SNL was so much funnier than she. Also, the whole Sarah Palin thing seemed to be a sore point for her, which is a shame, because those skits were the reason that some of us became fans. There were times, though, when Fey’s voice was confident and wise and funny. So, I wouldn’t say don’t read it. I would simply suggest going into it with an adjusted set of expectations.

The Case of the Deadly Butter Chicken (A Vish Puri Mystery) by Tarquin Hall
Grade: B+

The main character is an Indian detective named Vish Puri. Nicknamed “Chubby” by his wife, he has a passion for food, especially butter chicken. When the father of a Pakistani cricket star dies after eating butter chicken (the same chicken that Puri himself had eaten), Puri wants to investigate, and he is lucky enough to find a client willing to hire him to do just that. The clues take him all around Delhi and eventually into Pakistan, and along the way readers get a taste of modern life in that area of the world.

I thought the book was fun, but it wasn’t fleshed out enough for me. There weren’t a lot of lavish descriptions, but it seemed like just the kind of story that ought to have them. What good is an exotic locale if you don’t describe it to its fullest, right? I also don’t know much (or care much, frankly) about the sport of cricket, and that was a hindrance.

On the positive side, Vish Puri and his mother were amusing characters. What I enjoyed most, though, were the vocabulary (a partial glossary is included at the end of the book) and the history of the region. Though I knew in a vague way that Pakistan and Indian had once been part of the same country, it never occurred to me how the Partition might have been accomplished or how it might have affected the common people. This book goes into that, which made it very interesting.

My favorite passage from the book occurs just after Puri enters Pakistan. He hears the people speaking Urdu and realizes that he understands it.

And yet hearing some of the turns of phrase and enunciation took the detective back to his childhood, when he used to roam the streets of Delhi’s walled city where, after Partition, Urdu survived amongst a few old Dilli wallahs. In those days the bazaar storytellers used to gather on the steps of the Jamme Majid on Thursday evenings and the young detective would sit and listen to them recount the great Urdu epic the Dastan-e Amir Hamza. Tales of dashing princes, cloaks of invisibility and evil djinns had held him transfixed for hours.

And the language!

The language had been pure nectar—long phrases linked like carriages to create a train of thought fraught with multiple meanings. A phrase as simple as “the moon rose” would be rendered as “the sorcerer of this world changed his robes.”

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Old Is New Again

Dear Kids,

A few weeks ago Grammie and I went on a shopping trip to buy clothes for you. We found and bought many nice things, and I now have two of the best-dressed kids in the world. But with Marshall out of toddler sizes, finding cute pajamas for him was difficult. We had to settle for some movie-themed pajamas that were sold in pairs. We chose an R2-D2/Darth Vader pair.

I knew that Marshall wouldn’t recognize those characters. But it also occurred to me that (wow!) Marshall was probably older than I was when I first saw Star Wars. So I decided that you and I should watch the movie together.

A few days later, I borrowed Star Wars from the library. We popped some popcorn and settled down to watch it. There were a couple of rough patches, like when Luke finds that his home has been destroyed. It’s a disturbing scene. Marshall suggested that Luke’s aunt and uncle had gone to the hospital. I let it go at that.

While that scene might have tainted your enjoyment of the movie somewhat, it wasn’t enough for you to give it up. After watching it once through with me, the two of you watched it at least three more times on your own. You call it “The Robot Movie,” and though it has long since been returned to the library, you still talk about it sometimes.

Having had pretty good success with Star Wars, I let you watch Tron with me. I don’t think it has held up as well as Star Wars has against the passing decades. But Marshall actually likes Tron better. In fact, he threw a fit the other day because we didn’t have the movie anymore. He was absolutely distraught. Feeling sorry for him, I plopped you in the car and took you to the library so that we could borrow the movie again.

The reason that Marshall likes Tron so much is that he’s totally fascinated with the movie’s fictional setting, which we call “Computer Land.” One morning he said to me, “Computer Land is in a lot of computers. You just can’t see it. I’m going to use a big laser to send you to Computer Land!” Later he added, “And I’m going to go to Computer Land, too. The laser will turn me into little pieces and then back into a big piece. Back and forth!”

For the record, Livia also wants to go to “‘Puter Wand,” as she says it, but she prefers “The Robot Movie.”

As for me, I like watching old movies with you. Being with you as you watch them for the first time makes them new again for me. Plus I just love spending time with you.

Love,

Mom

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Favorite Thing: Vintage Glass

You know I like glass. And you know my husband and I like to go to Brimfield at least one a year for the antique show. So it shouldn’t be a big surprise that I acquired some glass at Brimfield this year. Let me show you what I bought.

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Vintage Wheaton Bottles (or fakes—I don’t care)

I bought these because they reminded me of my grandmother (on my mother’s side). She used to have bottles like these around the windows in her house. I have a hard time recalling visual memories, so I can’t tell you exactly which colors, sizes, or designs her bottles were, only that these bottles are similar. They catch the sun and add a touch of color to my kitchen. I am very happy with them.

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Fenton “Moon and Stars” Bowl

It may be shocking to some collectors, but I bought this bowl with the intention of actually using it. It’s just big enough to hold a bunch of bananas plus a couple of other small fruits, so we use it as a fruit bowl. It’s sitting on the kitchen counter, where it is exposed to dangers every day. It will almost certainly get scratched over time. It might even get chipped or cracked. Is that any way to treat vintage glass? I think so. Some things are meant to be used, not shut up in a case. Of course, it helps that the bowl is not worth much monetarily. It’s true value is that I like it.

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Livia 3.5

Dear Livia,

You are just about 3.5 years old. You’re growing fast. You’ll be starting preschool in August. I’d better write down some stories about you so that we can remember how you were at this particular time. Here goes.

One day you kept asking me for the “dewderry,” and I had no idea what you were talking about. You were starting to get upset with me when I finally figured out what you meant. You were talking about your new Tinkerbell doll. You think she’s the “Tooth Fairy!”

Other cute things you say:

  • Dora Bora = “Dora the Explorer”
  • Yay-go = “Go, Diego, Go!”
  • Tee = TV
  • drend = friend (we like it when you tell us that we’re your “best drend”)
  • Jojo = Vovó
  • dork = fork
  • aw-um = awesome (you told me that your and Marshall’s new dinosaur tent is aw-um)
  • trendle-ee = friendly

Now, as you can tell from that list, there are still some sounds that you either can’t or won’t say, notably F and S. The doctor said that if you don’t starting saying your S’s soon that you’ll have to go for speech therapy. We’ll get you the speech therapy if you need it, but I doubt it will be necessary. Marshall had his own special pronunciations for a long time, too. And he didn’t talk much until he started pre-K, but you’re already quite the conversationalist. So I’m not worried.

You’ve always been fascinated with letters. I taught you how to play tic-tac-toe and you loved making the symbols. X’s weren’t complex enough for you, so you would draw long symbols with multiple crossing lines. You used to litter my office with little scraps of paper that were covered with these “cryptic writings.”

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Cryptic Writings
(filtered for effect)

You’ve already learned much of what they’ll be teaching in preschool. You can write your name. You recognize most of the letters when you see them. You can sing the whole alphabet song, too, and count from one to ten (and even a little beyond). It’s pretty impressive for a 3.5-year-old. You continue to amaze me.

Love,

Mom

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Sick Kitty

My cat Zoulie has been losing weight for a long time. The last time she went to the vet, they talked about prebiotics or probiotics, or somesuch. We weren’t interested in going that route, so we just continued to do our best to feed her. As always, we kept the bowl of dry food full, but she refused to eat it. So we started feeding her canned food every day. And we stood guard over her every day as she ate, because otherwise Peeps and Mojo would push her away from the bowl. I started giving her more treats, because I hoped they might fatten her up.

And she has lingered on, already so skinny that it was hard to tell if she was actually getting skinnier. A couple of days ago, though, I noticed how very, very frail she looked. I started thinking about bringing her to the vet again, because I worried that she might be in pain.

Today I tried to feed her her morning meal, and she walked away. Skipping a meal is a very bad sign. Suddenly she seems to be having trouble jumping onto things and even sitting down seems like it’s painful to her. I’ll call the vet on Monday, but watching her behavior this morning, I wonder if she’s even going to make it through the weekend. Poor thing.

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Mental Radio Plays Oldies

My mental radio is always on. Usually it plays songs that I’ve heard recently. So these days I should be hearing selections from the latest Coldplay and Elbow albums, plus occasional snippets of songs from the kids’ TV shows. And indeed, those have been on. For example, there is this one children’s TV show called Peg + Cat, and every time the characters solve a problem, they sing a little “Problem Solved” ditty. That’s been stuck in my head with some frequency. But my brain has also been digging deep into the past, unearthing such gems as . . .

  1. “The Small Hours” as performed by Metallica
  2. “Manic Monday” by The Bangles
  3. “California Dreamin'” by The Mamas & the Papas
  4. “Is There Anybody out There?” by Pink Floyd, instrumental half only
  5. Theme from Bewitched
  6. Theme from I Dream of Jeannie
  7. “Puttin’ on the Ritz” as performed by Taco

I probably haven’t heard some of these songs for a decade or more. So what made my mind dredge them up? I have no idea!

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Favorite Thing: Unexpected Bouquet

Look what my husband gave me the other night!

bouquet

He picked these flowers himself, then kept them fresh in a Gatorade bottle. This is the second unexpected bouquet he has given me this year (the first was a cluster of heavenly-scented lilacs). There’s nothing I like better than a bouquet of real (i.e., not from a florist) flowers. I am starting to feel spoiled.

I always imagined that my True Love would be someone who picked flowers for me. It’s good to know after fourteen years together that I picked the right man! 😉

And that’s why unexpected bouquets are one of My Favorite Things.

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SITY: Hummingbirds

I have been enjoying the sight of hummingbirds zipping around our backyard for the last couple of weeks. They’ve been making daily appearances since my husband hung the hummingbird feeder out there. Today I found that they would feed even if I was outside, so I perched on my deck with my camera pointed at the feeder, and waited. They did not disappoint.

humming two

I like this picture (though the resolution is poor) because the bird seems to be looking directly at the camera. I think that next time I will need to get closer (or get a better zoom), have better lighting (earlier or later in the day), and remember to set my camera to the high-burst setting (which is a really cool feature). But given the speed at which these guys move, I am thrilled to have gotten any pictures. Plus it was nice to be outside in the sun for a while. It is a beautiful day!

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Outrageous

When I first tell someone what I do for a living, they almost always say, “Wow! You must be smart!” I always reply with modesty, which is, I’m pretty sure, how one ought to handle that kind of polite comment. But I think someday I’m going to say in a loud, boastful voice, “Yes, I am. I’m fricking BRILLIANT!” just to see what happens.

Do you ever want to behave outrageously just to see what would happen?

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Graduation Day

Dear Marshall,

This was your last week of preschool. The whole week felt a little sad to me. Every day you came home with a name tag or decoration that had obviously been hanging in the classroom or the bus. The teachers and bus drivers were unloading. The end was nigh.

Today was the official last day, and also the day of your school graduation party. Your father couldn’t be there. He was really sorry to miss it, but he had made travel plans months before we knew about the party date (snow days change the school calendar, alas). So it was just me there to cheer you on. You were happy to see me, though.

The teacher had put together a fun presentation. You and your classmates sang some songs together. Then she handed out graduation certificates, posing extra long with each of you so that we parents could get good pictures (your teacher is very good at what she does!). You ate some snacks. Your teacher gave you a balloon and a cute T-shirt. And then it was over. I almost didn’t want to leave, but over is over.

On the way home, you told me that you don’t want to go to kindergarten. You’ve said that several times to me over the last few months. You don’t want a new teacher or a new school. You’re not ready yet to think about change. But I bet you’ll be excited to be in school again by the time summer is over.

Though I am sad to have to say good-bye to your toddler years, I’m so proud of my soon-to-be kindergartner. You’ve changed so much over the last couple of years, not just learning your alphabet and numbers, but also learning how to express yourself, how to make friends, and how to be a helper. I know you will continue to thrive in kindergarten. In the meantime, we’re going to have a great summer together!

Love,

Mom

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