The Good Parent

Me: I’m going to take the kids outside to play in the snow after lunch.
Husband: I’m not going outside.
Me: No one said you have to go outside. I’m just trying to be a good mom. The kids are stir-crazy, and they need to get out of the house.
Husband: I have no objection to your being a good mother as long as you’re not going to force me to be a good father!

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It’s Back! (Sort Of)

I received a camera from Canon today, but not my old one. It’s a refurbished model which they sent as a replacement. Getting a replacement is probably a good thing. I didn’t take the best care of my old camera. I dropped it repeatedly and subjected it to all kinds of bad weather. So this one is probably in better shape.

My only complaint is that it’s black, not silver like the one it replaced. The silver was prettier. But my hubby ordered me a hot-pink camera bag, and the bright color of the bag ought to make up for the dark color of the camera.

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Snow Month

It’s snowing again today. I love watching the snow fall, and in other circumstances I’d be outside walking in it. But there’s already so much snow on the ground that walking would be difficult. Snow wading is what it would be.

This particular storm is only supposed to drop 1-3 inches. However, we’re supposed to get another 6-10 inches early next week. That storm might spoil the party we have planned for Sunday. I hope it won’t, but most people prefer to huddle at home when it snows, not travel to parties. C’est la vie.

We had been blaming Marshall for our excess snow, because he won’t stop wishing for more. But now my husband claims that I’m the cause. According to him, I jinxed us. You see, toward the end of January my husband commented about how we’d had so little snow this winter, and I replied, “Wait until February. February is the snow month.”

I can’t see how that could have jinxed anything. If I’d said that we never get snow in February, then maybe. That would have been a jinxy thing to say. But all I did was state a fact that anyone living in this area of New England ought to know by now. February is the snow month!

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Six Steps to Happiness

Livia says there are six things we must do every day to keep her happy.

  1. We have to hug and kiss each other.
  2. We have to say how much we love each other.
  3. We have to sneak up on Daddy.
  4. We have to make something together.
  5. We have to try to write some words.
  6. We have to give each other backward hugs. (A backward hug is when someone hugs you from behind and you reach your arms back to hug them around their neck.)
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Martian Still

It’s been a good week for the Martian language so far. Just when I thought Marshall had given it up completely, he hit me with “monarf” (monarch butterly) and “blisterd” (blizzard).

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Ba-Ba-Bass

Livia heard the song “All About That Bass” for the first time. She loves it. She sings it sometimes on her own. Her version goes like this: “Ba-ba-bass, ba-ba-bass, no trouble.”

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Best & Worst

One day I fed the kids pancakes for breakfast and then took them outside to play in the snow. Livia told me later that I was the best mommy. It was nice to hear that. But on another day, when her daddy and I had to force shoes onto her stubborn feet so that she wouldn’t miss the bus, she got mad and cried, “You’re the worst mommy and daddy I ever had!” Just in case we hadn’t heard her, she repeated again and again, all the way to the bus stop. That wasn’t as nice to hear, but at least I know now how to begin my memoirs: “I was the best of moms, I was the worst of moms.”

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Foot-Loose and Camera-Free

My camera started malfunctioning a few months ago. Even when the battery was fully charged, the camera sometimes wouldn’t turn on. Even worse, it would occasionally turn off while I was using it.

At first I thought the battery was at fault, so I bought a new one, but the problems continued. Then my husband looked on-line to see if other people had posted about similar problems. They had. It was a known defect for my camera model. The inside of the camera doesn’t make good contact with the battery, so the camera assumes the lack of power is caused by a low battery.

One thing I like about Canon is that they’ll fix known defects for free, even if the warranty period is long over. They’ll even pay for the shipping. They did this for me once before. I was very pleased with the customer service and with the repair work. They probably made me a Canon customer for life. It’s why my current camera is also a Canon. And sure enough, when I called them earlier this week, they offered to fix this problem for free, too.

We shipped the camera to them Thursday. It had been gone only a few hours before I missed it. I saw the cutest bird on my doorstep. There are always adorable birds nearby, but they’re hard to spot unless they move. They’re small and well-camouflaged. But this one was adorably plump and he was standing against a snowy background, easy to see. I reached for my camera and was crushed when I remembered that it was gone.

It would not be the last time I’d miss my camera that day. Later I went outside with Marshall to play in the snow. He was digging a zigzagging path across the front yard that he called his “maze.” I asked if he wanted any help. He ordered me to keep the animals off the path, which was not exactly a demanding task, since there weren’t any animals around. So I was free to do other things, but there was nothing to do!

My feet freeze faster when I’m bored. I needed to move around, so I decided to play a game of What If I Had a Camera? I thought the nearly monochromatic landscape might make it tough to find subjects, but it didn’t. Had I been able to, I would have snapped pictures of the half moon in a frosty winter sky, a thorny plant with blue (!) fruit, animal tracks in the snow, and later, Livia gleefully digging a tunnel into the snowbank.

I’m astounded at how dependent I’ve become on my camera. I don’t always take good pictures, but I still feel the need to keep trying. I feel like I’m missing a limb now, or a good friend. Thank goodness I only have to wait 5-7 business days to get it back!

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SITY: The Big & The Small

Perhaps it may seem silly to write about the little snowstorm we had last week given that we’re still digging out from the blizzard of 2015. But small snowstorms are wonderful. They’re a lot less trouble than blizzards and often more beautiful. It would be a shame to overlook them.

This particular snowstorm was lovely until the snow turned to drizzle. Then the day turned gray. But the kids really wanted to play in the snow, so I took them out, and we stayed outside until we were thoroughly soaked.

While the kids were playing, I tried to take some pictures, a real challenge when the rain is spotting your eyeglass lenses and trying to do the same to the camera lens. But I needed something to do while the kids were up in the observation post of their swing set making snowballs to lob at me. So I gave it my best shot (or shots, as it were). Here are two of them.

First, something big and tall.

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Pine Tree Weighted With Snow

I love the way these pine trees grow. They grow so straight, so tall, but keep all their branches at the top. The snow is distorting this one’s shape. It looks like a giant feather duster.

Now for something smaller and closer to earth.

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Lichen Growing on the Swing Set

Lichen can be beautiful or hideous, depending on the type and the growing conditions. This one is pretty, like a green snowflake.

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A Case of the Blahs

Livia came into my office one day and picked up my pocket dictionary. I thought to myself, “Here is the perfect opportunity to teach her something.” That’s the kind of mom I am. So I explained what a dictionary is and how it’s used. And do you know how she responded to my attempts to impart my knowledge? She said, “I’m going to read it to you in Blah-Blah Language.” “Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah,” she began. I thought she’d eventually get bored and stop, but she didn’t. She went on and on. “Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah.” I finally had to give her a treat to get her to stop.

Served me right. 🙂

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