35 Weeks

It started at 2:00 with the need to pee, then it was the neighbor’s barking dog, then my own yowling cat, and then finally an excruciating pain ripping through my stomach, and that is why I am awake at just about 3:30 in the morning. I thought for one scary moment that the pain might be labor. It wouldn’t be too unusual to give birth at 35-and-a-half weeks. But no. I think it’s just my digestive system telling me how unhappy it is.

Well, join the club, I reply to it. It is making me unhappy, too.  The only solution is to mollify my stomach, because no matter how hard I fight with it, it will always win. I don’t know what pissed it off so much, but I think I know how to make it more forgiving of my occasional transgressions. It’s time to get back to my early-pregnancy diet, which included a high-fiber breakfast, a high-fiber nighttime snack, lots and lots of water, my prenatal vitamin at the roughly the same time every night, and no iron pill. I’ll get back on the iron once everything else is sorted out.

And my Faithful Reader, whom I love so much, had better keep his filching hands off my fiber.

Isn’t my digestion a lovely topic for Week 35? But it gets even better. I’ve also got sore, swollen hands and feet, and I still can’t sleep.

Since my baby shower was on Sunday, it technically ought to fall under Week 36, but I’m going to tell you a little about it now anyway, because it was a good thing and good things are good to think about. My friend K— came up from D.C., which was crazy but wonderful of her. My Mom and other friend K— came from CT. Two aunts came down from MA. It was great to see them all. But it was Faithful Reader’s family and family friends who filled the restaurant and who are largely responsible for the magnificent mountain of gifts.

The turnout and amazing display of generosity made me realize just how much love this baby has waiting for him out in the world. He’s a lucky little guy, and I am lucky to be his mom.

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Mystery Flower #9

I haven’t been able to take my regular walk lately, so I offer you a Mystery Flower from last spring.

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The Mystery Flower is the red stuff seen here in one of my wildflower bouquets. It was growing sporadically in the lawn of our old apartment building. In some neighborhood lawns, it had completely taken over.

I think in small quantities this flower is almost attractive, but I’m sorry to say that it makes lawns look horrible. It is, therefore, a plant most homeowners probably don’t want to see. My guess at its identity is in the comments.

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34 Weeks

My biggest difficulty at 34 weeks is the muscles in my belly. They tighten as I walk and it’s extremely uncomfortable.  To stop the tightening, I must either slow down to a crawl or hold up my belly, neither of which is really practical. My doctor says the tightening is normal and that the options are to live with it or buy a maternity belt. A maternity belt supposedly takes some of the pressure off the abdomen and back, but with only a few weeks of pregnancy left to go, I don’t feel inclined to spend the money. I guess I’ll have to live with the discomfort.

One bad thing about walking slow is that it means more time spent on my feet, which are also starting to feel the strain. I can’t stand for long periods of time. It should be noted, though, that while I feel every ounce of this pregnancy and gravity’s cruel response to the weight, I have not yet started waddling. I’m proud of my still-normal stride.

The Sunday before last, we went to another birth class. This one was called “Caring for You and Your Infant.” We learned how to swaddle a baby, which was a worthwhile lesson, and we picked up some tips for minimizing the pain during my recovery.

One thing I didn’t appreciate about this class, or the one before it, is that they sang the praises of nursing while simultaneously setting us all up to fail at it.  They told us how difficult it is, made us worried about getting a proper “latch,” suggested that we contact a “lactation consultant.” Talk about making a big deal out of something very basic! If human beings weren’t capable of breastfeeding naturally, the race would have died out a long time ago. Enough talk of failure. I have every intention of nursing my child and I’m not going to worry myself silly before even giving it a try.

Now, since tomorrow marks 35 weeks, I’m going to stop this post here and save something for the next installment.

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Sweet Deal

It should not go unmentioned that we modified our mortgage loan yesterday. I know it sounds crazy. We just started payments on it late last year and it seems too soon to be making changes. But interest rates are lower now, and we felt like we were overpaying. Our credit union has a deal where you give them $500 and they give you the current rate while leaving all other terms of the mortgage alone. How could we resist? This small change will lower our monthly payments and save us about $20,000 over the life of the loan. Sweet, huh?

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Chocolate Limericks

Spam is dumb. When it tries to incorporate phrases from your blog, the results seldom make sense. There are fun exceptions, though. The spam I received today asked, “Have you seen a good chocolate limericks?” If you ignore the bad grammar, it’s a good question.

I have never seen a good chocolate limerick and I didn’t realize the lack until I was asked. My life would definitely be improved by a chocolate limerick. I shall have to write one.

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Mystery Flower #8

My attention to the poison ivy did not prevent me from finding a new mystery flower in the woods Friday, though the abundance of bugs almost stopped me from getting a photograph. The bugs usually ignore me as long as I keep moving.  The second I stop, they’re all in my face looking for a snack. I had only enough time to take a couple of serendipity shots and then skedaddle.

A “serendipity shot” is what I call it when I put the camera near something, let the auto focus do its thing, and then snap the shot without any idea of how it’s going to come out. Sometimes this method produces beautiful pictures and sometimes not. This time, I shot upward, which allowed me to take advantage of the light still in the sky. This is the best of the three shots that I took.

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The focus isn’t perfect, but you can see that the plant has clusters of yellow flowers and in the center of each flower there are radiating orange parts or lines. It also appears to have a woody stem, which seems likely, since the plant looked shrublike to me. Whatever it is, it’s pretty. But what is it called? My best guess is in the comments.

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Pregnant Lady Walking

I went for another walk yesterday. It was hard to force myself to get out there, but at least I was rewarded with a few floral favorites, like buttercups, violets, and wild geranium. The wild strawberry flowers were already gone. I wanted to poke around in the plants to see how the berries were coming along, but I didn’t dare. They were surrounded by poison ivy. Berries are yummy, but not worth the itchy rash, or the wrath of my Faithful Reader.

Faithful Reader goes on the path for poison ivy. The WARpath, that is. He really hates that plant. If I were to bring home any of the oil, whether as a rash on my skin or a residue on my clothes, he’d probably divorce me.

For myself, I don’t worry about poison ivy much. I’m not the only one. I chitchatted with a dog walker for a while yesterday. She kept walking along the very edge of the path, rubbing right up against the poison ivy leaves, so I warned her to be careful. She claimed to be one of the lucky 1/50 people who has no allergy to it. I hope she’s right, because from what I’ve heard, everyone’s allergic but some people need to be exposed multiple times before their skin reacts.

Though I don’t worry much about getting poison ivy rash, Faithful Reader’s obsession has caused me to be overly aware of the plant. Sometimes all I see as I walk are those shiny leaves, whereas once upon a time I hardly noticed them. It also keeps me from setting foot off the path, so I don’t get to explore as much as I’d like.

I suppose sticking to the path right now is all for the best. Pregnant women who are nearing their due dates shouldn’t be roaming too far afield. I often wonder, though, as I pass by other walkers,  if they think that I shouldn’t be out there at all. What am I supposed to do, sit around like a blob? It’s good to be outside and enjoying normal activities. I always bring my cell phone and the path never strays far from civilization. Just don’t tell my mother-in-law that I’ve been walking by myself. She doesn’t even seem to think I should drive a car by myself right now!

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Can’t Sleep

It is 4:30 in the morning as I start to write this. Zoulie woke me at about 3:00 with her ceaseless yowling. I don’t understand how she can be so stupid that she hasn’t yet realized yowling doesn’t work. It just makes me angry and then I yell at her. Now I can’t go back to sleep. I tried. I tried for well over an hour, but there comes a point when you just have to give up and get up.

So here I am, up and about before dawn, and it’s not Christmas morning. That’s just so wrong.

I had a small snack and now I’m drinking a cup of decaf tea. I hope it will soothe me enough that I can go back to sleep in 15 minutes or so. There’s still plenty of time left for sleeping. I just need to get there.

If I can’t go back to sleep, then 7:00 a.m. will perhaps see me at one of our local restaurants which opens for breakfast at that time. 8:00 might see me taking a walk and 9:00 could see me making photocopies at the library. It’s good to have a back-up plan.

I’m not feeling any sleepier, so let me tell you more about what’s going on in our lives.

Faithful Reader finished the kitchen last week. Well, there are still some details left to do, like the backsplash, but all the major stuff is now in working order. I’ve been unpacking boxes since then, going through the long task of finding, sorting, and placing that is required every time you move into a new house. I feel the burden of my possessions sitting on my shoulders again. We have too much stuff.

Pregnancy and kitchen-arranging do not go hand-in-hand, by the way. There’s no escaping the belly. It is there every time I step to the counter, every time I reach for something, every time I try to bend over. Remind me never to do this again. Whether “this” is pregnancy or kitchen-arranging, I’m not sure. Probably both.

The birds are starting to sing. Bastards.

There is an occasional time when I feel like I’m escaping the belly. Sometimes when I’m lying in bed and the baby isn’t kicking, I can forget that I’m pregnant for a while. When nothing reminds me of my baby belly, I can still imagine the contours of my pre-pregnancy body and feel like my old self. Sometimes it’s almost a surprise when I pull off the covers and see the ginormous hump that has grown on my stomach.

I went to the doctor’s office yesterday for a routine check-up. The baby and I are both fine, if a mite heavy. She said I shouldn’t gain any more weight. How exactly does one control one’s weight when pregnant? I’m not supposed to diet, nor should I let myself go hungry and thereby deprive the baby. Plus, the baby is putting on weight, which means I’m going to weigh more, too. We’re attached, you see. There’s really no escaping the belly.

The doctor also said that as of Saturday, when I reach the official 34-week mark, if the baby decides to pop out, she won’t try to stop him. He’s big enough, she says, to survive. I’m not ready yet, though, so he had better stay where he is for now.

And now I will end this very long post because I can’t think straight anymore. If you have them to spare, send me sleepy wishes.

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33 Weeks

Tired. I have been so tired lately. I wake up just before dawn, usually to pee, and then I can’t get back to sleep. Whether it’s the birds with their dawn chorus, the sunlight sneaking around the edges of the window shade, a thousand thoughts competing for brain time, or my bouncing baby belly boy, I toss and turn for hours. Or I fall into a light doze and then wake up again when I hear myself snoring.

Yeah, I snore now. As impossible as it sounds, pregnancy must be turning me into a man. Think about it. I snore, burp audibly, scratch myself in public, eat like a pig, etc. Those are not ladylike behaviors!

😉

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Mystery Flower #7

I may not have done much running lately, but I have at least done some walking. Yesterday I went to the old path and walked my usual route. I had to take it slower, especially on the inclines, but I made it all the way around. There are some pretty flowers out right now, some of which I recognized, like wild strawberry, and some which I didn’t, like Mystery Flower #7.

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I know I’ve seen this flower around before, but it’s name is a mystery. See the comments for my best guess at its identity.

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