No Hit-and-Runs

Someone recommended that I post ten random things about myself, but IMHO that kind of list is like a hit-and-run. I like the heart of the idea, though. Everyone has their quirks, hidden talents, and untold stories. When the world is getting you down, there’s no better thing to do than to isolate those elements that make you unique, interesting, brilliant, or endearing. So I will tell you random things about Crazy Me, because it can only do me good, but I will take them one at a time and try to make something out of them. I don’t hit and run, you see. I hit and stay and talk until the ambulance arrives.

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Musical Marriage

Warning, faithful reader! This post may contain spoilers.

I finished The Sirens of Titan. I loved it and I loved the music that I chose to go with it.

What kind of music goes best with Vonnegut? The action of the novel takes place on several planets. One of the characters is an alien. A big, Space Opera sound seems to be in order, perhaps a sci-fi soundtrack or classical work. Vonnegut even mentions two classical works in the novel. The reference to Chopin’s “Minute Waltz” was probably just intended to serve as an example of something speedy. The reference to Stravinsky is potentially more important. He wrote,

“The harmoniums in the caves of Mercury were crazy about good music, too. They had been feeding on one sustained note in the song of Mercury for centuries. When Boaz gave them their first taste of music, which happened to be Le Sacre du Printemps, some of the creatures actually died in ecstasy.”

A dead harmonium looks like a dried apricot, by the way.

Vonnegut didn’t mention the harmonium-killing work until page 208, which was long past the point at which I chose the novel’s musical mate. I didn’t have any recordings of Stravinsky anyway. I thought about using The Planets by Holst, but that was too obvious, and most of the movie soundtracks that I own are already wedded to the movies from which they sprang. I decided to go in a completely different direction.

I chose Coldplay’s X&Y. It worked because some of the songs have an eerie quality. The lyrics also eerily matched the action and themes of the novel. Vonnegut would talk about space travel and Chris Martin would sing, “You and me are drifting into outer space.” The more I listened to the album, the more it suited the novel. All marriages should be so perfect.

When I say that I loved The Sirens of Titan, that’s no exaggeration. Its themes are huge and deep and touching. I recommend it unreservedly.

Next up in the Vonnegut marathon is Mother Night, which I plan to start in mid-to-late June. In the meantime, I’ll be broadening my musical horizons by listening to Le Sacre du Printemps, which I just borrowed from the library.

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Mad June Rising

This morning I went to the DMV (Dept. of Mental Vehicles) to get my Artistic License renewed. Yes, they’re open on Sundays.

Actually, I signed up for Script Frenzy. The goal for each Script Frenzy participant is to write a 20,000-word screenplay during the month of June. I’ve never written a screenplay before. Hell, I’ve never even seen one. This is going to be way outside of my comfort zone.

Last November, I participated in NaNoWriMo. The goal there was to write a 50,000-word novel during the month of November. I succeeded, but it wiped me out. I didn’t write another word until I started this blog, roughly four and a half months later.

I don’t know what a month of frenzied script writing will do to me, but it doesn’t matter. When it comes to games with words, I’m always game. I can’t help myself.

“Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more.”

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Judging a Book by Its Cover

Thanks to the library, I now have a copy of The Sirens of Titan. It’s a clean 2006 trade paperback edition, apparently only checked out once before and possibly never read. It’s great but for the front cover, which looks almost exactly like Player Piano and all of the other Vonnegut novels produced by the same publisher.

I think the publisher made a mistake in using such nondescript covers. The experience of reading isn’t purely about the words within the covers. The physical attributes of a book—its look, smell, weight, thickness, and texture—can affect both how you feel as you’re reading and how you remember the reading later. This book feels comfortable, but the lack of a strong visual to go with it detracts in some small way from my enjoyment.

To compensate for the cover’s shortcomings, I’m going to add another element—music. Have you ever read a book and listened to music at the same time and found later that the two were completely intertwined in your memory? The best example I can think of is when I read Raymond E. Feist’s Faerie Tale while listening to Led Zeppelin’s Physical Graffiti. I reread the book years later and I could still hear those Zeppelin tunes playing in my head like a soundtrack, and when I listen to those tunes now, they still bring to mind vivid images from the book. The accidental marriage of book and music gave them each more depth than they had alone.

What work of music will I marry to The Sirens of Titan? Stay tuned.

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Honest-to-Goodness Milestone

Today is my 1-month blogiversary. If you had come to this blog a month and a day ago, you would have been greeted with this line:

“Sorry, but you are looking for something that isn’t here.”

It was a bleak message but an honest one. Imagine if everyone were so honest. Imagine a young woman looking for her Prince Charming. She meets an attractive man. Then she digs deep down in her soul to decide what she’s really looking for in a relationship and she tells him exactly what she wants, with no coyness, no games. He digs deep down in his soul to decide if that’s what he’s willing to give, then he says, “Sorry, but you are looking for something that isn’t here.” They go their separate ways and nobody suffers any wasted time or broken hearts.

Wow. That’s boring. I had been thinking of making an earnest pledge to keep this blog 100% honest, but honesty is dull. Screw it. I’m just going to keep posting and if some of what I say isn’t honest, we’ll just call it “artistic license.”

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It’s About Time

Carpe diem.

Time and tide wait for no man.

Gather ye rosebuds while ye may…

These are three different ways to say roughly the same thing. They seem so obvious and so trite that it’s hard to turn them into guiding principles for daily living, yet that is exactly what they should be. I keep forgetting and then Death comes along and takes another person, this time a coworker. I will miss her. Her death also reminds me that I haven’t been living my life the right way.

It’s time to take Time more seriously.

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Always Getting Burned

I’ve lived 34 years in a world full of hot food and beverages. You’d think I would have learned to avoid being burned by now, but my stinging tongue says otherwise. I wonder. Is there anyone out there who has learned to always let pizza, cocoa, and other hot treats cool off before consuming them? I doubt it. We are most of us gamblers. We are most of us absent-minded. If one failing doesn’t get us, the other one will.

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Cooking Up Excuses

We have a real kitchen now. There are even handles on the cabinet doors. Oh, yeah. All the bells and whistles.

So I only have one problem now.

What will I use as an excuse for not cooking?

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Words to Rhyme By

If you spend too much time
On perfecting a rhyme,
You will never be done
And it kills all the fun.

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Affect vs. Effect II

Is this better?

Make a difference in someone’s day.
Affect them and spell it with an “A.”

A cause is dust; an effect is a sneeze.
Wipe your nose and spell “effect” with two E’s.

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