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Holy Blogiverse, Batman!

Posted on 06/08/2007 by chick

As you may recall, my blog ranking back in May was 3,193,324. Are you prepared to be amazed by the growth rate of the Blogiverse? My site has dropped in the rankings by 178,822 since then. If it were possible … Continue reading →

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So Sorry

Posted on 06/08/2007 by chick

This blog is sort of like my child but luckily not exactly like my child since it would be dead from neglect by now. It’s been a week since my last post. I don’t think I’ve been nearly busy enough … Continue reading →

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Magic 8 Ball

Posted on 05/28/2007 by chick

I don’t have just one Magic 8 Ball. I have two! The big one’s called Mama and the small one’s called Baby. What would happen if I asked both Mama and Baby the same question at the same time? Would … Continue reading →

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Exposed

Posted on 05/28/2007 by chick

That snoopy Google found my website and made my content available to the world. I feel exposed, naked even. The Magic 8 Ball said I’d have to get naked in order to earn some authority. I wonder if it was … Continue reading →

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Honest-to-Goodness Milestone

Posted on 05/19/2007 by chick

Today is my 1-month blogiversary. If you had come to this blog a month and a day ago, you would have been greeted with this line: “Sorry, but you are looking for something that isn’t here.” It was a bleak … Continue reading →

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It’s About Time

Posted on 05/18/2007 by chick

Carpe diem. Time and tide wait for no man. Gather ye rosebuds while ye may… These are three different ways to say roughly the same thing. They seem so obvious and so trite that it’s hard to turn them into … Continue reading →

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Always Getting Burned

Posted on 05/15/2007 by chick

I’ve lived 34 years in a world full of hot food and beverages. You’d think I would have learned to avoid being burned by now, but my stinging tongue says otherwise. I wonder. Is there anyone out there who has … Continue reading →

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Cooking Up Excuses

Posted on 05/14/2007 by chick

We have a real kitchen now. There are even handles on the cabinet doors. Oh, yeah. All the bells and whistles. So I only have one problem now. What will I use as an excuse for not cooking?

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Pet Peeve

Posted on 05/12/2007 by chick

You know what I really hate? Excessive use of exclamation points!!!!

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Vegewannabe

Posted on 05/12/2007 by chick

Do you think that “vegewannabe” sounds like someone who aspires to be a vegetarian or someone who aspires to be a vegetable? I ask because I need a word that describes my current dietary philosophy. People ask, “Are you a … Continue reading →

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