According to a website that ranks blogs, my ranking on Sunday was 3,173,879. I was ok with that. Considering how many blogs there are and that I haven’t told anyone that mine exists, it’s not as bad as it sounds. My ranking today is 3,193,324. What!?!? Either I made a mistake writing down the number and my rank is up by 555 (go Chick!) or I lost 19,445 points over the course of two days (crap!). Either way, they say I have no authority yet. So don’t listen to anything I say. I can’t be trusted.
Someday I’d like to get some authority. Magic 8 Ball, will I ever attain a ranking of less than 1,000,000? “Signs point to yes.” Thanks! One more question—will I have to get naked to achieve that rank? “Yes definitely.”
Figures.
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