This year the Borg assimilated our Christmas tree and decked it with energy-efficient lights. Soon the tree will join “The Collective,” so let us admire its biological and technological distinctiveness one last time before it goes.
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,
Your lights are so cyborgy.
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,
Your lights are so cyborgy.
Your assimilation was a breeze
And you look so cool in LEDs.
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,
Your lights are so cyborgy.