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It’s Christmastime and that means constant bombardment with some of the most annoying songs ever written, like the one about the Italian Christmas donkey. That horrid little tune gets so thoroughly stuck in my head that I walk around the house singing bits of the lyrics and braying like an ass. It’s embarrassing. Whenever I manage to exorcise it from my brain, Faithful Reader brings it up again. Since he doesn’t get songs stuck in his head, he thinks it’s a safe way to amuse himself.

I must devise a suitable revenge.