It’s almost Christmas and the radio stations are busy overplaying their catalog of holiday tunes. I haven’t heard the one about the Christmas donkey yet this year (thank God!), but that doesn’t mean I got off scot-free. Oh, no. This year the hippo got me.
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas.
Only a hippopotamus will do.
No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses.
I only like hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me too.
(or something like that)
It’s incredibly catchy. I only heard it twice and it’s been stuck in my head since. I guess it just wouldn’t be Christmas if I didn’t have a holiday tune playing nonstop in my mind.
P.S. If you could get any exotic animal for Christmas, what would it be?