Some of the ways in which my life has changed since having children:
- My pockets are always full of Kleenex
- Snot has no power over me. I’ll reach right into a kid’s nose and pull out a booger.
- I sound like a mother. I say things like “Don’t run with scissors” and “Don’t talk with your mouth full.”
- My children are the first things I think of in the morning and the last things I think of before bedtime.
- I do laundry every day.