Short and Sweet (But Too Short!)

Notes from a Public Typewriter edited by Michael Gustafson and Oliver Uberti

Grade: A-

The owners of Literati Bookstore in Ann Arbor, Michigan left out a typewriter as an experiment, to see if people would use it. And people did. The owners saved the scraps of writing, and this book is a collection of the best bits, combined with a few short essays, and some appealing photographs.

It’s a lovely book but far too short. Had I bought it, I might not have felt I’d gotten my money’s worth. But I do think it’s worth the hour (roughly) of time that it takes to read.

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Reading in 2018

Back in September, I decided on some reading goals for the rest of the year. I was supposed to finish the Harry Potter series, finish reading all of Barbara Michaels’s books, read some Kindle books, and read the bookshop-themed books that I’d borrowed from the library. I did none of those things, but because I had started the year with no goals other than to read as I pleased, it seems perfectly fitting.

I also had, as always, a goal of reading 52 books for the year. I realized in November I wasn’t going to make it. At that time, I was at 39, and I doubted I’d get much past 40. Ultimately, I finished 43 books, and I feel good about that number.

I always think I ought to read books by a more diverse group of authors. I also vaguely aim to read more non-fiction. I didn’t do so well on diversity, but there are some good things I can say about my reading choices this year.

  • 29/43 were written by women.
  • 2/43 were translated from other languages (The Wild Book by Juan Villoro from Spanish, and Comedy in a Minor Key by Hans Keilson from German).
  • 13/43 were non-fiction.

I gave A+ grades to only two books: Frogkisser by Garth Nix and The Wild Book by Juan Villoro, both of which were gifts from my best friend. Clearly she knows how to pick good books. The biggest surprise for the year was The Story of My Life by Helen Keller. I went into it with no expectations, and it turned out to be remarkably engaging.

I don’t know if I’ve ever bothered to ask myself this question before, but did I learn anything from my reading this year? The answer is that yes, I learned a lot. Much of it has been covered in previous blog posts. But I also learned…

  • That finally someone has realized and written about the discomfort and impracticality of travel by magic carpet (Frogkisser by Garth Nix).
  • That Life has given some of the same bits of half-formed wisdom to others as it has to me, only certain people have the audacity to turn it into half-formed self-help books, such as The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck by Mark Manson. I am not an audacious person. I ought to work on that, because audacity pays.
  • That, as A.J. Jacobs wrote in The Know-It-All, “the opposite of deja vu is called jamais vu (a false unfamiliarity with a situation, as when you walk into your apartment and feel like you’ve never been there before).” This book also taught me how much I adore books whose contents are arranged in alphabetical order, and it reminded me of how handy indexes are (because that quote about jamais vu was neither under D for “deja” nor J for “jamais,” but rather M for “memory”).
  • That in the world of poetry there is such a thing as an “American Sentence,” which is a sentence of 17 syllables, basically haiku but without the line breaks (Ordinary Genius by Kim Addonizio, which is not on my list of books read in 2018, because I haven’t finished it yet).
  • That Stephen Fry writes poetry (The Ode Less Travelled by Stephen Fry).
  • And many other things, but I can’t list them all, and you wouldn’t want me to anyway.

Aside from my usual annual reading goals, I have no expectations from the year ahead. I’ll be happy if I find a few new books to love and maybe learn a thing or two.

Wishing everyone a wonderful year of reading in 2019,

Chick

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An Inescapable Truth

We have two breadboxes, but we rarely use them. The problem is that what goes into the breadboxes tends to stay in the breadboxes until, with a shiver of horror, we recall that it is there and realize that it’s probably moldy. As a consequence, no one wants to open those Pandora’s boxes. We never know what horrible things we might find lurking in there.

So we store bread and other assorted dry foods in the microwave instead. The microwave is larger, so more food fits in it. More importantly, in order to use the microwave for microwaving, we have to take all the stored food out. It’s terribly inconvenient, but the upshot is that the food ends up on the counter again, and we remember to eat it

It sort of boggles my mind. A breadbox is such a good idea in theory. It ought to be great. And the microwave is such an inconvenient storage area that it ought to be bad, but it’s partly the very inconvenience of it that makes it good.

The inescapable truth is that life refuses to be neat and orderly, no matter how many boxes you have.

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Dark Magic

The Magicians by Lev Grossman

Grade: A

At the beginning of The Magicians, teenager Quentin Coldwater, a brilliant high-achiever, was en route to an alumni interview for Princeton. But, even as he approached this milestone of accomplishment, he felt dissatisfied. He expected more out of life, and always had. As a child, he’d read a series of children’s books about a magical, fictional land called Fillory, and the books had haunted him into adulthood. The real world seemed pale by comparison.

In Fillory things mattered in a way they didn’t in this world. In Fillory you felt the appropriate emotions when things happened. Happiness was a real, actual, achievable possibility. It came when you called. Or no, it ever left you in the first place….

If this were a Fillory novel—Quentin thought, just for the record—the house would contain a secret gateway to another world. The old man who live there would be kindly and eccentric and drop cryptic remarks, and then when his back was turned Quentin would stumble upon a mysterious cabinet or an enchanted dumbwaiter or whatever, through which he would gaze with wild surmise on the clean breast of another world.

But this wasn’t a Fillory novel.

Quentin didn’t stumble across a mysterious cabinet, but he did stumble into a different kind of school, Brakebills, where magic was real. Here, at last, he felt at home. But he still wasn’t happy, so he dug deeper and deeper into magic, and all of its dangers.

The Magicians is about what it means to fall so deeply in love with a fictional world that you don’t know how to be happy in real life. If you’ve ever fallen in love with a fictional world yourself, and especially if it was Narnia, then this book will probably resonate with you. It did with me.

I liked The Magicians, and I recommend it, but with caveats. There were some things that I, and some other reviewers, did not like about it. I’m going to list them here, as a heads-up for potential readers.

1. Sexism. This is something that I noticed, and it bugged me. Female characters were always described in terms of their physical desirability. Most women were “pretty,” some were also “curvy” and “hot,” and at least one had body parts that were “gropable.” One of the only women not described that way, was the mystical fighter, Fen.

Fen was shorter and denser and more muscular, with close-cropped blond hair. With a whistle around her neck she could have been a gym teacher at a private school for girls. Her clothes were loose-fitting and practical, evidently designed for ease of movement in unpredictable situations. She projected both toughness and kindness, and she wore high boots with fascinatingly complex laces. She was, to the best of Quentin’s ability to gauge these things, a lesbian.

Ugh. So all women must be objects of Quentin’s lust, or they’re lesbians. Great. But, it’s a trivial amount of text, all things considered, and many readers will be able to find it in their hearts to look past it. I sincerely hope that the author has been made aware of this issue and will do better in future.

2. Many reviewers complained that the book was like Harry Potter, but with jerks for characters. I agree that the characters weren’t very likable, but they were human. We would all love the world to be populated with wonderful characters like Harry, Hermione, Ron, etc., but let’s face it—most people just aren’t that nice, brave, or selfless. So, let’s call the book “dark” and “gritty.” If neither of those adjectives sounds appealing, then this book is probably not for you.

3. The pace of the plot. Some reviewers complain that nothing happens. That’s not true, but all the big action occurs near the end. Most of the rest of the book is spent on world building. If you’re an action junkie, you might get bored. But if, on the other hand, you like reading about magical worlds, and if you’re interested in a whole new set of magical rules, then The Magicians will probably not let you down.

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Christmas Progress

  • The Christmas cards have all been sent, which is impressive given that we had lost our contact list. It was difficult to reconstruct the list, because so many of the people on it had moved in the last few years. As it turned out, one of my aunts is now living in Las Vegas, which is a long way from Florida (where I thought she still lived), so it’s actually a good thing that we lost her address. Thanks to Mom and the Internet for helping us find the correct addresses!
  • The tree is up and decorated. That’s also pretty impressive, given that we couldn’t buy one. Apparently everybody in the area bought a real tree this year, so when my husband went to get one, there were none to be had. None! How lucky we are that he had kept our old fake one. Sure, it’s a little dusty and musty, but it looks like a tree, and it holds our lights and ornaments. The kids are thrilled with it, and that’s really all that matters.
  • I finished my Christmas shopping yesterday. It was a miserable, rainy day, and I got soaked, but it was worth it. We now have gifts for everyone. That means that we will probably not be shopping on Christmas Eve, for which I am thankful.
  • We have a Christmas menu planned. My husband is out shopping for it right now.
  • I have kept up with the Advent calendar. Some gifts arrived a little latish in the day, I admit, but the kids loved all of them, so I’m going to call it a success. And there are only two days left. Hooray!
  • I have been moving stuff out of my office all day, and it is nearly ready for my parents’ visit. I still have a lot of cleaning to do, but I also have 1.5 days left, so I’m not going to stark freaking out quite yet.
  • The Christmas photo albums have arrived. They’re not perfect, but they’re good.
  • The next few days will be tough, but I also have the next two weeks off from work. So, once we get through this whole Christmas thing, I can relax until January 7. And I will!
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Cheesehead

I started watching Coldplay’s “A Head Full of Dreams” movie the other night. It included live footage of the band performing the song of the same name. If I hadn’t already known the title of the song, I might have had difficulty understanding exactly what Chris Martin was singing. At times it sounded more like “A Head Full of Cheese.” And it occurred to me that he could sing it that way, and no one (except perhaps me) would even notice. So maybe he was singing it that way! ๐Ÿ™‚

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Done!

Photo album ordered!

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People and Their Brothers

Today did not go exactly as planned. I don’t know why this should surprise me. It is, after all, Christmas time, when everyone and all their brothers are out in the world, and getting in each other’s ways, and making every road a road too heavily traveled. So it took me forever to get where I was going, and once I finally got there, I couldn’t do all the things I wanted to do.

The traffic and the mobs at the stores were so bad that, if I could get away with it, I wouldn’t leave the house again until after Christmas. I can’t get away with that, though. But I can try going out only during the workday when, I hope, most of the people and their brothers will be at work!

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Stories from 2018

Dear Kids,

We had many strange conversations in 2018. Marshall liked to ask me about strange scenarios, such as would I smoke one cigarette to get a millions dollars (yes), a hundred cigarettes for a million dollars (maybe), a thousand cigarettes for a million dollars (no way), etc. Of course, as a parent, I was obligated to reiterate what you already knew (that smoking is bad), but I tried to emphasize logic over preachiness. We also talked about vulgar words, a subject which both of you found fascinating. We managed to find a casual way to talk about these somewhat sensitive topics. I hope you will always feel comfortable enough to ask me about anything, and that I will feel comfortable enough to answer you honestly about anything.

I found an index card on which Marshall had written some information about himself for his first day of school (4th grade). Favorite game: Minecraft. Favorite color: green. Favorite animal: cat.

One of your Advent gifts in December was a family movie night. Before the movie, Livia wrote me a letter and gave it to me in an envelope with the most adorable stamp drawn on it. The letter said,

Dear Mom,

Can you please tell me what the snacks for the movie are? I seriously can’t wait! By the way, I think one of the snacks is popcorn! Please write back instead of yelling out or talking out because then it won’t be a surprise for Marshall, and it won’t be as fun! Oh and don’t write in cursive because I am bad at reading cursive.

Love,

Livia

Livia may not have been good at reading cursive, but she had already been working on her signature for months. At her request, I taught her how to write all the letters of her name in cursive, and she mastered them, even the tricky ones. Luckily for her, her teacher includes cursive in her 2nd grade curriculum. She may learn cursive well enough to use it for life. (Marshall’s teacher, on the other hand, only covered the subject long enough for him to learn to recognize the individual letters. He will probably never use joined writing himself. He had no interest in it, though, so he might never miss it. He is unapologetically a child of the Computer Age!)

Livia, having reached 2nd grade, got to take part in the school’s holiday music show. We have always enjoyed Marshall’s shows, and we were excited to finally see Livia perform. Being in front of an audience hardly seemed to faze her. She sang along cheerfully, and it was a great show. With Marshall in 4th grade, we have the spring concert to look forward to, where he will be performing on the recorder. He has so much more musical talent than he knows, as does Livia (who thinks that she cannot sing—nonsense!). I will try to devote more attention to your musical training in 2019. You both have so many talents, and I don’t want any of them to wither from neglect.

Love,

Mom

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Almost Done!

I’m feeling moderately optimistic today. I finished my 2017/2018 photo album Monday night. My plan is to proofread it today or tomorrow and then order it. As always, I’m worried about making mistakes, all kinds of mistakes, including the kinds that piss people off. I just have to live with that fear. All art has its perils.

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