Wish List

I was excited to learn from a Smithsonian article that there is such a thing as the Dictionary of American Regional English. I could get lost in a book like that. I had a lot of fun just with the examples given in the article. Apparently I use the Midwestern term for the layer of dusty bits lurking under the furniture (I call those fuzzy critters “dust bunnies” and not “dust kitties”). But I might have to switch to “house moss” (the Southern term) because I like it better. And isn’t “pinkletink” (Martha’s Vineyard term for a spring peeper) the cutest word ever?

So I thought DARE would be a great book to own and I was going to put it on my wish list. Then I found that there are five volumes that range in price on Amazon.com from about $90.00 to $115.00 each. Wish list indeed!

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Me Too!

A quote from Raymond Chandler:

When I split an infinitive, God damn it, I split it so it will remain split.

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Piggy Dapoo

Marshall: Can I watch TV?

Me: Sure. What do you want to watch?

Marshall: “Piggy Dapoo!”

Me: What?

Marshall: Dapoo!

I’m thoroughly puzzled for a minute, then the light dawns.

Me: You mean “The Tigger Movie” with Winnie the Pooh?

Marshall: Yeah! Piggy Dapoo!

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Devil in the Details

One day I’m driving down the road, bringing the kids home from their grandparents’ house. I’m tired, and I’m hungry, and I don’t know what I’m going to make for dinner. So when the brilliant idea of going to a fast-food joint pops into my head, I don’t even try to resist it.

And I’m thinking about the nature of Evil as I’m on the way to get my unhealthy but quick-and-tasty food. I have this idea in my head that maybe Evil isn’t just about doing “bad” things, but about being unhappy. That is, maybe it’s a victory for the Devil every time we fail to do the things that make us happy and fulfilled.

I kid you not. These are my thoughts as I’m driving to Taco Bell.

So I get there, and I order my fast food, and can you believe what they charged me for it?

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$6.66
Clearly a sign!

 

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Pointing Out the Obvious

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I found this great dress at the mall. I doubt I’d look as good in it as the mannequin does, though. My head’s just not pointy enough.

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Dragonflies Are Friendly

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Hey, dragonfly sitting on the hosta flower!

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You have such beautiful wings and a friendly face.
Would you like to perch on my finger for a while?

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Yes!

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Crowded

I hate it when this happens. I have all sorts of little thoughts, and a few big thoughts, and perhaps even some medium thoughts all clamoring around in my head. It’s getting crowded in there, and yet none of them wants to come out and live on the nice, uncrowded pages of my blog. I may have to resort to bullying.

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New Contest

My new raison d’etre:

Cheerios New Author Contest

The deadline is July 31. There are two runner-up prizes of $1,000 each. The grand prize is $5,000 plus the possibility of publication. Entry is free! They allow multiple submissions, so I can send them the story that Highlights rejected plus any other stories that pop into my head between now and then. And the beauty is, had I ever been published I would not be eligible!

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The Neverending Story

The Neverending Story by Michael Ende
Grade: A

If you remember the movie of the same name from the 1980s, then you already know the first half of this story. It’s about a boy and a magical book and the realm of Fantastica (called “Fantasia” in the movie). That part of the story is quick and fun to read.

Then the book slows down. There are many interesting places and peoples, but some chapters are tedious. I cannot tell you what happens, because it would ruin the ending for you, but the last few chapters are wonderful, and they make it worth the effort to slog through that middle section. That is, if you’re an adult. The book is, in some ways, about growing up, and I think only the adult reader will be able to appreciate the second half properly.

Of course, Ende wrote in German, so I read an English translation out of necessity. There is only one translation that I know of (by Ralph Manheim). I cannot say if it’s a good translation, or even what a good translation is. All I know is that I enjoyed it. Recommended.

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Not a Winner

I got my story back from Highlights today. I did not win the contest. Not that I expected to, but it’s still a bummer.

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