Beauties of Nature

Ah, the beauties of nature—a couple of geese coming in for a landing on the canal, the maples’ fuzzy red flowers, and a bicylist’s butt crack.

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Nine Squirrel Day

I took a walk in the woods the other day. I saw 9 squirrels. I named them Alistair, Bernard, Coco, Dumbledore, Ernest, Frodo, Guinevere, Heliotrope, and Ignatius.

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Why?

I have two nail clippers: one for fingers and one for toes. Why is it that no matter which one I’m looking for I find the other first? And while we’re thinking about such things, since a pothole can form anywhere in the road, why does it always develop right where my wheel wants to go?

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The Race Is Over

I did it! I finished the marathon on time. I read the last sentence of Timequake on April 11th at 11:55 (with 5 minutes to spare!). I’ll tell you about Hocus Pocus and Timequake later, after I’ve gotten some much-needed shuteye.

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Down to the Wire

I don’t know if I’m going to finish the Vonnegut Marathon on time. I’m almost done with Hocus Pocus, but then I have only tonight and tomorrow to read Timequake. Under the best circumstance, I could manage it, but with my eyes falling out of my head after a long day of proofreading, I just don’t know. I promise to give it my best shot.

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More Catch-Up

I did a lot of reading during my break from posting. I only have two books left to post about, so I might as well handle them at the same time.

The Lost Colony (Artemis Fowl, Book 5) by Eoin Colfer
Grade: A-

The Lost Colony is the fifth book in the Artemis Fowl series. The thing I love about this series is its consistency. All of the books are good. None of them are masterpieces, mind you, but they are all fun reading. In this book, Colfer introduces a new tribe of fairyfolk and a rival/love-interest for Artemis. Don’t try to read this book without having read the previous four books, but don’t wait too long to read the other four. They’re worth the time!

The Tale of Despereaux by Kate DiCamillo
Grade: B+

The Tale of Despereaux is cute little tale about a mouse in love with a princess. I read this book because my dear friend gave it to me as a present (thanks!). I thought there were some parts that didn’t quite ring true, but overall I liked it and I recommend it for anyone who likes books about talking mice (and how can anyone not like books about talking mice?).

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Only the Names Have Changed

Sometimes living in Rhode Island is like a distorted echo of living in Connecticut. Everything’s the same, only the names have changed. It’s often the small things, like TV commercials, that remind me of how displaced I am. Years of CT commercials taught me that the actor Robert Vaughan represents the Law Offices of Mark E. Salamone & Morelli, but in Rhode Island, he pitches for d’Oliveira & Associates. I hear the familiar voice, I see the familiar face, and I feel at home. Then he says the wrong name and suddenly I’m not at home anymore. It’s unsettling.

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Of Birds and Flowers

Linnets and Valerians by Elizabeth Goudge
Grade: B+

Elizabeth Goudge wrote The Little White Horse, a magical book that has long been a favorite of mine (and J.K. Rowling’s), so when Linnets and Valerians, came back into print, I had to get a copy of it. Did it meet my high expectations? Not quite.

Linnets and Valerians is about a four children who are left in the care of their grandmother while their father, a military man, heads off to Egypt. The children hate living with their grandmother, so they run away and end up at their uncle’s house. He agrees to be their guardian and teacher. The children amuse themselves by exploring their new neighborhood, getting into all sorts of places they’re not supposed to be, and in the process they solve a couple of mysteries and help bring about some positive changes.

Linnets and Valerians is a lovely book, well written and quite readable, but the answers to its mysteries were too obvious and its magic degenerated into witchcraft. It just wasn’t as good as The Little White Horse, so it was a disappointment for me, but it came so close to being great that I still recommend it for avid fans of children’s books.

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Welcome, Stranger

I’m a Stranger Here Myself by Bill Bryson
Grade: B+

I borrowed this book from the library because I needed to read a passage for work. I figured I might as well read the whole book while I had it.

I’m a Stranger Here Myself is a collection of 70 columns that Bryson wrote for an English audience after returning to America, his native country. The book contains some brilliant pieces (“Last Night on the Titanic,” “An Address”) and some almost intolerable ones (“Your New Computer”), but most of them are somewhere in-between. The beauty of this book lies in the brevity of the pieces, each of which requires only a few minutes to read, making this a great nightstand book.

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I’ll Take Mine Extra Rare

In a recent post, I said that a surname was unusual because only 1 in 33,333 families in the U.S. had that name. That may have been an overstatement. By comparison, Faithful Reader’s name is much rarer (1 in 50,000) and mine is extra rare (1 in 100,000).

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