Food for Thought

Blue cheese is one of the most disgusting foods ever invented. Oh, I love the taste of it. I really do, but I can’t stand to look at the weeping green veins of mold, so I always buy it precrumbled.

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Futuristic Deja Vu

Here’s another book that rose to the top of the pile and finally got itself read.

The Supernaturalist by Eoin Colfer

Grade: B

Eoin Colfer is the author of the popular Artemis Fowl series, excellent books that have already been granted permanent positions on my shelves. I don’t need to reread them for the Great Library Purge, which is almost a shame, because they’re so much fun. Having learned to expect great things from Colfer, I started The Supernaturalist with high hopes.

In a futuristic city run by a giant satellite, the Supernaturalists are a group of kids who see creatures that no one else can. The creatures, called Parasites, siphon energy from anyone who is injured or dying. Every night, the Supernaturalists hunt the Parasites, killing as many as they can, until they are caught by the corporation that owns the satellite, and are forced to question everything they know about the city and its Parasites.

My pet peeve about this book is the title, which really ought to be plural. Looking at the cover, on which the word “Supernaturalist” takes the full width, I almost wonder if they accidentally omitted the final “S” or just couldn’t fit it. Who knows? But I would never let the title of a book ruin a story for me. I liked The Supernaturalist well enough, but it wasn’t fresh territory. Almost every element in the story was one I had already seen somewhere else, so I would recommend it only for readers who haven’t yet encountered many sci-fi books, TV shows, or movies.

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Winter Salad

For weeks, it was too cold for me to be easily lured outside, but today was beautiful. I decided to run some quick errands, including a stop at the grocery store to pick up some fresh produce.

The grocery store had an unexpected variety of fruits and vegetables, most of which I avoided because they had countries of origin such as Mexico, Guatemala, and Peru. No thanks! I don’t live in Mexico or anywhere near it and certainly not south of it. It’s way too far to go for a piece of fruit.

I did buy some blood oranges (grown in the USA, of course). I opened one up as soon as I got home. It was one of those tricky ones. It looked like a normal orange outside, not even a hint of red on its skin, but inside it was juicy and red enough to fool a vampire.

Blood oranges are an important component of Tumor Salad, which is what I had for lunch. Tumor Salad is made with greens (arugula is best, but baby spinach will do), blood orange, blue cheese, and dressing (citrus preferred). The original recipe was more specific about the ingredients, but living in a place where arugula is almost impossible to find, you learn to be flexible. Citrus dressing was popular once upon a time, then it disappeared from grocery-store shelves. Too bad. I’m usually too lazy to make it myself, so I use a mild Italian dressing.

My mother, who found this “gourmet salad” recipe, hates that I call it Tumor Salad, but I’m just following a long family tradition of naming food inappropriately. I grew up on dinners of Train Wreck, after all, and it wasn’t until adulthood that I learned other people call it Swiss steak. The inspiration for the name “Tumor Salad” was the appearance of the blood oranges, but I like to think that the salad also wards off real tumors. At least it’s probably better for you than the roast known as Apocalypse Cow!

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Good and Early

The January thaw isn’t technically supposed to occur until late in the month, but I think we must be in the middle of one now. Coats were optional this afternoon and even at 8 p.m. the temperature was still almost twenty degrees above freezing!

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Off to a Good Start

Another book read in 2008!

Mister Monday (The Keys of the Kingdom, Book One) by Garth Nix

Grade: B+

Mister Monday is the story of Arthur, a boy who nearly dies from an asthma attack. He is saved at the last moment by magic, but at a price. He must enter a magical world where things have gone horribly wrong and start the long, dangerous task of setting them right again. The first step is to defeat the powerful Mister Monday.

I loved this book at the beginning, but there came a point when the action overwhelmed the wonder, and it never quite bounced back. Garth Nix is, from what I can tell, a talented author with an inventive mind, so I will probably check in on this series again. I can’t keep Mister Monday, because I don’t have the room, but I hope it will find its way into the hands of another avid reader.

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Charming Book

I just keep digging deeper and deeper into the children’s section of my personal library.

Charmed Life by Diana Wynne Jones

Grade: A-

Charmed Life is a story about two orphaned siblings, a teenage witch and her younger brother, who are invited to live with the mysterious enchanter Chrestomanci and his family. The young witch has a scheme in mind, one which spells danger for everyone at Chrestomanci Castle, but there are things about Chrestomanci that she doesn’t know.

Diana Wynne Jones is a great author who knows how to start a story and keep readers involved. One of the things I most admire about Charmed Life is that it seems to take place in an alternate past where magic is a part of everyday life, but the author never actually explains the setting. She just goes about her business and assumes you’ll follow along.

This was the second reading of Charmed Life for me. I enjoyed it both times as I was reading, but nothing about it stands out strongly in my memory, which is why I gave it an A-. I’m interested to read the other books in the series (The Lives of Christopher Chant, The Magicians of Caprona, and Witch Week).

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Mighty Pen

I wasn’t the first to think that deliberate gratitude might be good for the soul, but I have my own way of going about it. I draw no distinctions between the big things, like water, and the small things, like my iPod. I think anything that’s good deserves a moment of gratitude.

I am grateful for my new pen.

A pen is a trivial thing, you may think, but when you need a good pen and can’t find one, it’s incredibly frustrating. My new pen is a lovely shade of red, has a comfortable grip and weight, writes smoothly, and is refillable. It was an impulse buy, but a fortunate one.

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Invitation to Gratitude

Gratitude, I still barely know you. Let’s be better friends this year.

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There’s Always a Priestess

Sci-Fi/Fantasy has always been one of my favorite genres, but I don’t read fantasy novels, except YA, much anymore. The descriptions all sound the same to me. There’s always a priestess, and there are clans and silly made-up words and . . .

Malana glared at the priestess. The length of her trim body quivered with fury as she reread the scroll and considered the ramifications of its contents. The midday light streamed through the uncovered windows of the priestess’s chamber, and Malana’s hair sparked as if alive, tumbling down her back in rivulets of fire. It was a sight that had brought more than one man to his knees. But Malana ignored men as a matter of course, for their clans were of no consequence, and she pretended not to know her own beauty. Only her position as headwoman mattered, and right now that position was in jeopardy. She spoke harshly. “No woman should have to face the Borth alone, Tombali!”

Tombali nodded in agreement and grimaced as she carefully chewed her daily smeilesh. All Second-Level Priestesses were obligated to eat smeilesh for Middle Meal. One of the Seven Sacred Substances, smeilesh contained a psychedelic compound that allowed the sisterhood to communicate with their goddess. Unfortunately, it looked and tasted like fish guts.

Tombali’s stomach churned as she consumed the revolting concoction, and it put her in a foul mood. “By Zolath!” the warrior priestess exclaimed suddenly, smashing her fist against the table and knocking the ritual bibzana spoon to the floor. “If only we could use one of the Zigrakians. The Hiduno Clan has no right to keep them at Latûn!”

The brilliance of Malana’s hair has enlightened me. I get it now. That was so much fun to write. Give it a try. All you need is a priestess and some clans and some made-up words. If that combination doesn’t appeal, you can create other equally powerful ones using elements such as necromancers, vampires, forbidden books of lore, sword-wielding maidens, talismans, dragons, telepathy, and shape-shifting. Mix, match, and enjoy!

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Late-Night Misfire

Late last night, I was in the bedroom reading when I heard the voice of Bill Maher coming from the TV in the living room. I put my book down for a moment and listened. My reward was to hear Bill poke fun at Dubya for keeping track of the number of books he read in a year.

Come on, Bill. There’s nothing wrong with being proud of reading. If anything, people in this country should be ashamed of how little they read. Don’t you remember the news story about how one in four Americans didn’t read a single book last year? Not a single book. No histories, biographies, travel guides, or novels. Not even the Bible.

If Dubya reads books, then whatever his failings as president, I’m proud of him as a person.

Now, Bill, go mock him as he deserves, for there are few as deserving as he.

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