Mad June Rising

This morning I went to the DMV (Dept. of Mental Vehicles) to get my Artistic License renewed. Yes, they’re open on Sundays.

Actually, I signed up for Script Frenzy. The goal for each Script Frenzy participant is to write a 20,000-word screenplay during the month of June. I’ve never written a screenplay before. Hell, I’ve never even seen one. This is going to be way outside of my comfort zone.

Last November, I participated in NaNoWriMo. The goal there was to write a 50,000-word novel during the month of November. I succeeded, but it wiped me out. I didn’t write another word until I started this blog, roughly four and a half months later.

I don’t know what a month of frenzied script writing will do to me, but it doesn’t matter. When it comes to games with words, I’m always game. I can’t help myself.

“Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more.”

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Judging a Book by Its Cover

Thanks to the library, I now have a copy of The Sirens of Titan. It’s a clean 2006 trade paperback edition, apparently only checked out once before and possibly never read. It’s great but for the front cover, which looks almost exactly like Player Piano and all of the other Vonnegut novels produced by the same publisher.

I think the publisher made a mistake in using such nondescript covers. The experience of reading isn’t purely about the words within the covers. The physical attributes of a book—its look, smell, weight, thickness, and texture—can affect both how you feel as you’re reading and how you remember the reading later. This book feels comfortable, but the lack of a strong visual to go with it detracts in some small way from my enjoyment.

To compensate for the cover’s shortcomings, I’m going to add another element—music. Have you ever read a book and listened to music at the same time and found later that the two were completely intertwined in your memory? The best example I can think of is when I read Raymond E. Feist’s Faerie Tale while listening to Led Zeppelin’s Physical Graffiti. I reread the book years later and I could still hear those Zeppelin tunes playing in my head like a soundtrack, and when I listen to those tunes now, they still bring to mind vivid images from the book. The accidental marriage of book and music gave them each more depth than they had alone.

What work of music will I marry to The Sirens of Titan? Stay tuned.

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Honest-to-Goodness Milestone

Today is my 1-month blogiversary. If you had come to this blog a month and a day ago, you would have been greeted with this line:

“Sorry, but you are looking for something that isn’t here.”

It was a bleak message but an honest one. Imagine if everyone were so honest. Imagine a young woman looking for her Prince Charming. She meets an attractive man. Then she digs deep down in her soul to decide what she’s really looking for in a relationship and she tells him exactly what she wants, with no coyness, no games. He digs deep down in his soul to decide if that’s what he’s willing to give, then he says, “Sorry, but you are looking for something that isn’t here.” They go their separate ways and nobody suffers any wasted time or broken hearts.

Wow. That’s boring. I had been thinking of making an earnest pledge to keep this blog 100% honest, but honesty is dull. Screw it. I’m just going to keep posting and if some of what I say isn’t honest, we’ll just call it “artistic license.”

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It’s About Time

Carpe diem.

Time and tide wait for no man.

Gather ye rosebuds while ye may…

These are three different ways to say roughly the same thing. They seem so obvious and so trite that it’s hard to turn them into guiding principles for daily living, yet that is exactly what they should be. I keep forgetting and then Death comes along and takes another person, this time a coworker. I will miss her. Her death also reminds me that I haven’t been living my life the right way.

It’s time to take Time more seriously.

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Always Getting Burned

I’ve lived 34 years in a world full of hot food and beverages. You’d think I would have learned to avoid being burned by now, but my stinging tongue says otherwise. I wonder. Is there anyone out there who has learned to always let pizza, cocoa, and other hot treats cool off before consuming them? I doubt it. We are most of us gamblers. We are most of us absent-minded. If one failing doesn’t get us, the other one will.

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Cooking Up Excuses

We have a real kitchen now. There are even handles on the cabinet doors. Oh, yeah. All the bells and whistles.

So I only have one problem now.

What will I use as an excuse for not cooking?

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Words to Rhyme By

If you spend too much time
On perfecting a rhyme,
You will never be done
And it kills all the fun.

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Affect vs. Effect II

Is this better?

Make a difference in someone’s day.
Affect them and spell it with an “A.”

A cause is dust; an effect is a sneeze.
Wipe your nose and spell “effect” with two E’s.

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Affect vs. Effect

So you want to make a difference in somebody’s day?
Affect them, if you will, but please spell it with an “A.”

A cause is ground pepper, an effect is a sneeze,
Now wipe off your nose and spell “effect” with 2 E’s.

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Pet Peeve

You know what I really hate? Excessive use of exclamation points!!!!

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