Day 282: Hi-Yo!

Hi-Yo, Goldie! Away!
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Day 281: Parent Logic

Tonight the kids and I had another Christmas craft night. While we crafted, the kids explained “Parent Logic” to me. I wrote down everything they told me so that I could share it with you. I’m sure you will find it illuminating.

Parent Logic, According to Kids

  1. Everything has too much sugar, and sugar makes you hyper.
  2. If children are in another room, parents can’t hear them.
  3. You must take a photo of every single thing your child does.
  4. You think everything your kids make is wonderful, but only because they’re your kids.
  5. Any temperature under 99 degrees is cold.
  6. Kids are insanely clumsy and always fall down.
  7. All scratches are fatal and require emergency care.
  8. Everything tastes good.
  9. Kids should like everything that parents like.
  10. Kids must stay at least 10 feet away from sharp items.
  11. Kids are always cold and always need comfort.
  12. There’s a lot more parent logic, and basically it’s all horrible.
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Virtual Advent Calendar: New Tradition

It’s the 19th day of the 2020 Virtual Advent Tour, hosted by my friend Sprite at Sprite Writes. For my day of the Tour, I’m going to talk about my Advent calendar. I grew up with the paper type of Advent calendar that was popular when I was a kid during the ’70s. I probably would have bought something similar for my kids. But, before I got around to it, I happened to mention to my mom that I’d seen some cute Advent calendars with little drawers for holding gifts, and next thing I knew, I was the proud owner of this:

My Advent Calendar

Isn’t it great? There’s only one problem: the drawers are tiny! Nothing bigger than a couple of Hershey’s Kisses will fit inside.

I didn’t want to give the kids chocolate every day, though. By the time Advent rolls around, they’re just coming off their Halloween sugar high, and the last thing they need is more candy. So I had to come up with another solution.

What fits best, I eventually found, are messages on paper folded up small, and that’s how our Christmas Tickets came to be. I make the Christmas Tickets on my computer. Each one is an invitation to a family activity (game night, movie night, a Christmas craft, etc.), or a coupon that can be redeemed for a special treat (cocoa, popcorn, etc.), or the first clue of a treasure hunt leading to small gifts (new Christmas ornaments, books for story time, etc.). It’s a lot of work, and sometimes I struggle to come up with ideas that suit both them and me. But the rewards are that it makes the children happy and that we spend a lot of time together as a family.

Because this isn’t the way my parents celebrated Advent when I was a kid, it’s not a family tradition. I guess you could say it’s a new tradition. It may sound like an oxymoron, but I can’t think of anything better to call it. Anyway, I like this new tradition. I hope that when my kids grow up they will look back on it fondly, and maybe even make it an old tradition.

How about you? Have you created any new holiday traditions for yourself?

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Day 280: Officially on Vacation

Today I tried Zoom for the first time. My employers, unable to hold a traditional holiday luncheon, opted to have a company-wide Zoom meeting in its place. It was a large virtual gathering, consequently chaotic and hard to follow. My computer wasn’t really up to the task anyway, so I watched the important parts of the meeting and worked during the rest of it.

That was just as well. There was something I needed to finish by day’s end in order to start my Christmas vacation with a clear conscience, and I got that done while everyone else was still Zooming. So now I am officially on vacation, and I don’t need to go back to work until next year.

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Day 279: No More Snow Days

We got about a foot of snow from last night’s storm. It was not good snowman-making snow, Livia told me. Too bad. It was also too bad that the kids didn’t get the day off from school. All the town’s students, including those that normally go to school, had to do distance learning today.

Distance learning has killed the snow day ๐Ÿ™

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Day 278: Snow, Books, and Chips

  • The snow has started to fall. Yesterday the weather forecast had us in the 8-12″ range. Today I saw that we were in the 12-15″ range. Uh-oh. So I just want to say that the lower number was more than adequate. There’s certainly no need for the Powers That Be to ship any additional snow to us. We’d prefer that any excess snow be sent to someone in snow need.
  • Tonight I will be very disappointed if I don’t finish my current book, The Uncommoners: The Crooked Sixpence by Jennifer Bell.
  • I have zero Christmas spirit today, but at least I have a lot of potato chips because I ordered a lot of potato chips last week and they arrived today. But even the potato chips aren’t 100% satisfactory, because among the lot ought to have been one bag of Cajun flavored chips, and in its place is some weird Salt & Vinegar variant. That’s 2020 for you. Even the little things must go wrong somehow. But whatever. Salt & Vinegar chips are better than a lot of what 2020 is dishing out, so I think I’ll just eat them and be happy to have chips.
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Day 277: Please Stay Home

One of the bizarre things about this year is how many good things have become bad things. Take an invitation to a party, for example. It ought to be a good thing, but in the middle of a pandemic, it’s not.

I got an invitation over the weekend from my SIL. She is planning a Christmas Eve get-together that IMHO will be unsafe and could lead to the deaths of people I care about. The invitation made me angry.

Anger is harmful. I know that, and I know that ranting won’t help. So, all I’m going to say here is that I hope everyone will stay home for Christmas and also encourage their loved ones to do the same. The vaccine is already here for some people and coming soon for the rest of us. Let’s all just wait a little longer for parties, please.

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Day 276: Rewarded

I’m glad I decided to go ahead with the order from my local bookstore. The books arrived before expected, not after. See, sometimes good things do happen, even these days.

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Day 275: The Good News and the Bad News

The good news is that we decorated our Christmas tree today. The children are happy, and the great room looks so very cheerful now, which is good, because I needed something to cheer me up from the bad news.

The bad news is that I called my mom today and cancelled our Christmas get-together. I cancelled because I could not in good conscience travel from the state with the highest per capita rate of Covid infections to the state with the lowest. She wasn’t happy, but she also wasn’t surprised. She had seen the numbers and was similarly concerned. I’m glad she understood and agreed that it wasn’t worth the risk. But I am angry about the situation, and I am mad at the people who made it this way. I probably always will be.

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Day 274: Unusual Apocalypse

The Trees by Ali Shaw; Grade: B+

I recently finished reading The Trees by Ali Shaw. It is an extraordinary book, as I had expected it would be, having already read the author’s previous novels (The Girl With Glass Feet and The Man Who Rained). He has a real gift for imagining bizarre situations and making them believable.

In The Trees, the bizarre situation is a tree apocalypse! Huge trees just suddenly burst out of the ground all over England (and presumably the entire world), destroying buildings, streets, the electrical grid and other utilities, and just about everything else modern people take for granted and need for survival. Strange animals lurk among the trees, including the mysterious Whisperers, creepy little creatures made of plant parts.

The first character we are introduced to is Adrian, a sad and fearful man, who survived the onslaught of the trees, but who probably would have died soon afterward if he hadn’t crossed paths with Hannah, who knew how to survive in the wild, and her son, Seb. Bonded by a mix of necessity and pity, they travel together across an eerie, threatening new landscape in search of distant loved ones, meeting with other survivors, as well as new perils, along the way.

As much as I admire Shaw’s easy writing style and bountiful imagination, I could not give the book an A grade, because the story includes animal abuse and mutilation. It was in some ways necessary to the story, so I don’t hold it against him too much, but I throw it out there as a warning to other readers, many of whom would find it even more disturbing than I did. In all other respects, I am glad to have read the book. I think the story is one that will stay with me. Shaw’s three novels have all been good, but I suspect that his best book is still in him, and I look forward to reading it, whatever it may turn out to be.

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