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SITY: Mystery Poop

One day we noticed that there were little brown things next to the welcome mat in front of our house. The brown things looked decidedly like turds. “Ew!” we said. “Where on earth could this poop be coming from?” So … Continue reading

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It’s Gotta Be Good

Today started with a headache, and I was grumpy most of the day. But then my husband let me hold one of the chicks. It was soft. It peeped at me. Most remarkably, it didn’t poop on me. That must … Continue reading

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Protected: Will She Stay or Will She Go?

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He Jinxed Me

Faithful Reader worried that our son hadn’t pooped enough today. He said so and then left. You know what happened? Of course you do. The man jinxed me. He hadn’t been gone 10 minutes before the baby had a pooplosion. … Continue reading

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Truth or Fiction?

Everybody has something to say about taking care of a baby. A sneeze is as good as a burp.—Hospital Nurse According to the hospital nurse, a sneeze brings up air. I think she was full of hot air herself. Based … Continue reading

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