Love for One’s Fellow Creatures

I found a small creature in the bathtub today. The water pouring from the faucet swept the poor little thing from its home atop the drain. I saw it floating in the water and was tempted to leave it there, but though it appeared to be dead, I knew with utter certainty that it would continue to grow. The Bathtub Hairball’s only purpose in life is to clog the plumbing. I had no choice but to remove it.

There has been some debate in certain circles about the best way to handle the Bathtub Hairball once it has been removed from the tub. Outside of the tub, the creature is completely harmless and inert. Some experts advocate relocating the creatures to the shower shelves or the edges of the bathtub. There they may stand safely as a tribute to one’s abundant tresses. Others insist that the creature must be discarded in the trash. However, this attitude must be regarded with some suspicion, as it is common to those who have no Bathtub Hairballs of their own.

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3 Responses to Love for One’s Fellow Creatures

  1. Faithful Reader says:

    Trash the hairy little monsters. Shower shelves act as diving boards for the furry little buggers.

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